In the interest of a full internet experience, here is Lindsay Lohan's cracked-out Ellen interview. She is as skinny and detached and 2008 as you have heard. (And why didn't she DANCE?!)

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Here's a video of Corey Haim freestyle rapping at an after hours party during the 2009 Horror Hound Weekend. Does meth turn a man into a decent rapper? Watch the vid and find out.

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1. Corey Haim Raps via NextRound.net
2. Remember The Coreys???
3. LOLWiggers

A photograph captures Britney Spears riding in a tiny escalade. This photo is brimming with so much sorrow and symbolism, it’s kind of artful.

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Amy Winehouse is caught on camera cracked out and singing an astonishing racist chant. The UK Sun has “shocking” video and “shocking” pics of Amy Winehouse smoking crack with her husband, except it’s really not all that shocking. UPDATE: YouTube pulled the video but you can still WATCH IT HERE .

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1. “She is A Car-Wreck in Slow Motion!”
2. Shocking Racist Video! Shocking Crack Photos!
3. Amy Winehouse: ‘I’m the least racist person going’
4. Amy Winehouse Finally Releases New Song: A Racist, Cracked-Out Ditty
5. Video Of Amy Winehouse’s Racist Rant Makes Her Our Least Favorite Chola | Guanabee

TV BUZZ: The reality show starring stage mom Dina Lohan and her 14-year-old daughter Ali Lohan, is scheduled to premier on the E! network on Memorial Day. I don’t care how high-brow you claim to be, this show will undoubtedly be your new guilty pleasure. Which is perfect timing, now that the Hills season is over.

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1. Dave Letterman Calls Ali Lohan “Lindsay”, All But Sealing Her Fate
2. Lindsay Lohan was banned from “Living Lohan” by her mother
3. Living Lohan vs. Denise Richards: It’s Complicated - Both Premiering on E! Memorial Day Weekend
4. Watch the New Video Promo
5. Don’t Believe Anything Dina Lohan Tells You!
6. Lindsay Too Good For Reality TV, Won’t Appear on Mom’s Show
7. Ali Lohan Plays the Victim
8. “‘Living Lohan’ Pulls The Curtain Back To Reveal The Real Dina Lohan, Daughter-Pimping Warts And All”