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Shanghai Airport Seizes 79 Turtles From Japan
Culture Buzz The Chinese government HATES turtles. Are they soulless?
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Tortoise Eating Things: A Dramatic Time-Lapse
Culture Buzz We have all asked ourselves whether the already impossibly cute videos of turtles and tortoises eating could be improved upon. I say yes, yes they can, and present you with the following spin on the genre. Strawberries included.
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The 11 Best Animals Riding Tortoise Taxi Cabs
Culture Buzz I think this post makes one thing clear: the best mode of transportation is tortoise back. It's also way cheaper and greener than a taxi.
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The Best New Year's Babies
Culture Buzz Zoo Prague got the best New Year's present of all: six baby leopard tortoises. Well, technically only three of them hatched after midnight. But do you care? No you don't.
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Anorexic Turtle
Culture Buzz Though this turtle is a little more than 10 pounds, its biggest problem is anorexia and thinness. A turtle this size should be closer to 15 pounds. Learn more about this rescue patient here.
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Tortoise Balancing An Apple On Its Head
Sometimes tortoises do things just to demonstrate that they’re capable of doing things. Like this, for example.
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Tortimer: The Early Years
Welcome to Animal Crossing! Mayor Tortimer wasn't always a doddering old Chelonian. Here are some rare photographs of everyone's favorite AC character as a hatchling.
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Turtles That Look Like Mitch McConnell
Politics Buzz The folks over at the Daily Caller can't seem to tell the difference between the Republican Minority Leader and a reptile. What do you think? Here are some image comparisons so you can decide for yourself. Personally, he looks kind of tortoise-y to me.
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Turtles Doing Human Things
Culture Buzz Turtles and tortoises can do anything. They may even be better at these things than you.
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Goat On A Tortoise
This goat hailed a tortoise taxi, but he didn’t know the Tortoise Taxi Drivers Association was on strike today. Poor little guy. Now he’ll never get home. (via SayOMG)
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Disapproving Turtles
Culture Buzz These turtles know what you've done, and they're not happy with you.
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Chicken Rides Tortoise
All I need is 10 seconds of a chicken taking the tortoise taxi and I’m good for the day.
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Diaper Wearing Tortoise Is Lost
A tortoise wearing human diapers was found wandering around the Tochigi Prefecture in Japan. I want to say that I’m surprised, but I’m not.
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Epic Tortoise
I don’t know about the rest of you, but this soundtrack plays in my head every time I see a tortoise.
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Daleks Chasing A Tortoise
You can’t hide from Daleks at the Marriott. Not even if you’re a tortoise.
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Video: Intense Chase Scene Between Tortoise And Wheelchair
An epic tale of a predator and his prey. I do not want to see what happens to that old man once he gets caught. (via bunnyfood.tumblr.com)
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Renaissance Tortoise Rides Again
I never get tired of footage of Angus the tortoise. I think it must be his kilt. It’s hard to resist a tortoise in a kilt.
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Things That Will Survive Longer Than You
Culture Buzz Being a human, you are going to die after a tragically short life time. You probably have 80-100 years tops. But there are creatures on this Earth that will outlast you and persist on far past your time. Here's a list to be jealous of.
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Video: Tortoise Can’t Get Under The Couch
Tina Taco the tortoise tries to join her daughter under the couch but can’t make it. There should really be a low clearance sign.
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Video: Tortoise Vs. Chapstick
A teeny tiny tortoise is thwarted by a tube of chapstick and gravity. Poor little guy. He gets an A for effort, though!
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Video: Two-Headed Tortoise Has Five Legs
Another creature to add to the collection of two-headed animals. Magdalena the tortoise ups the ante by having an extra leg between the two heads.
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Holiday Turtles and Tortoises
Culture Buzz In honor of the holidays (and my 700th post!) I give you a bunch of Chelonians who are in the seasonal spirit. And they're cute. Don't forget that they're really cute.
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Video: Ridiculous Tortoise Is Well Protected
Interacting with the cat had become unpleasant for the tortoise. However silly looking it seemed, the added precaution was necessary.
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Video: Happy Turtle Is Hungry
It’s a slow turtle day (isn’t it always?) so all I’ve got for you today is a seriously happy turtle enjoying his dinner. (via)
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Video: Turtle and Tortoise With Handles
Earth to selfish idiots: turtles and tortoises' shells are part of their skeleton. Drilling holes to attach handles will hurt them. Thankfully, these two have been rescued from their former owner. Still, I don't suppose we could get 4chan on this, could we? (via)
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