Have you seen this little dickhead around Toronto (or, at the very least, his minuscule wiener)?
http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-22-my-statement
Perez Hilton records a video explaining what exactly went down when Will.I.Am beat the crap out of him in Toronto.
Toronto photoshopped a black guy onto the cover of their summer fun guide to make it more 'inclusive.' His face screams, “Why am I here?!”
Fireballs were sent flying 60 stories into the air after a propane explosion in Toronto’s North York district. Sadly, there are now confirmed reports of casualties and homes set ablaze, which only makes us feel more guilty about being so excited to actually include the word “fireballs” in a post.