17 Things Just As Predictable As Katie Holmes And Tom Cruise Divorcing

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing — SHOCKING!

Lauren Yapalater 10 months ago 296 responses

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Are Divorcing

A day that shall live in infamy. People Magazine is reporting that TomKat has been ripped asunder.

Gavon Laessig 10 months ago 86 responses

The Cast Of Top Gun Today

This is heartbreaking.

Samir Mezrahi a year ago 2 responses

Six Years Of Suri Cruise’s Bored Face

Happy birthday, Suri Cruise! One question: can’t you at least pretend that you’re excited about things every once and a while?

Whitney Jefferson a year ago 191 responses

Just Some Meerkats Discussing Tom Cruise Movies

“Last Samurai” was pretty good.

davidbeebe a year ago 43 responses

Rosie O’Donnell: Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay Because He “Drives Race Cars”

Not that there’s anything wrong with that! During a discussion on “Piers Morgan Tonight” on Tuesday, Rosie O’Donnell claimed she didn’t know any closeted gay celebrities. “People say to me all the time, ‘Tom Cruise is gay,’” O’Donnell explained. So… is he?

Matt Cherette a year ago 11 responses

Seth Rogen Once Peed In A Bottle While On Tom Cruise’s Driveway

“I left it in my car,” he promised. If it were me, I might have left it in TomKat’s mailbox, but who knows? Think of the possibilities!

Whitney Jefferson a year ago 3 responses

Tom Cruise Is The Real Running Man

TIME video editor Valerie Lapinski’s epic supercut of Tom Cruise running all over the Big Screen will leave you breathless.

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 19 responses

Someone Paid 200 People To Pretend To Like Tom Cruise on nerve.com ›

Has Cruise finally entered the celebrity “Danger Zone”? When he landed in the Mumbai airport this past weekend, Cruise was accosted by crazed fans. Except they were paid extras

Nerve.com a year ago 1 response

Tom Cruise Gets Into A Dance Battle At A Wedding

I’m just going to leave this here and not make any references to anything. Not even thetans? Not even thetans.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 46 responses

Suri Cruise Wearing Lipstick

Suri Cruise is 5. (via dailymail.co.uk) View List ›

BurnRed a year ago 39 responses

Tom Cruise Dresses Up As A Thundercat For His 49th Birthday

Apparently, not only did Tom Cruise hang out with forty of his closest friends, dance to Cuban music, and eat Italian food for his birthday, he also, for some reason, got his face painted and dressed up like a Thundercat. (via tmz.com) View Image ›

Josh Fjelstad a year ago 85 responses

Suri Cruise Boards Private Jet While Wearing High-Heels

What a jet-setting, 5-year-old bon vivant. Mark my words…she will grow up to be President of Earth. More at Celebuzz. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 75 responses

Tom Cruise Teaches Suri to Appreciate Literature on okmagazine.com ›

Hopefully she’s reading more than L. Ron Hubbard novels.

OK! Magazine 2 years ago respond

Nicole Kidman: ‘I Was Damaged’ After Tom Cruise Divorce on huffingtonpost.com ›

From his head constantly bumping into your knees?

The Huffington Post 2 years ago respond

Tom Cruise Oscar Boycott ‘Not True’ on popeater.com ›

Tom Cruise’s people are being party poopers and debunking a really fun rumor.

PopEater 2 years ago respond

Will Tom & Katie Boycott Oscars Over Anne Hathaway’s ‘SNL’ Impression? on ivillage.com ›

Tom Cruise has literally done crazier things.

ivillage 2 years ago respond

Tom Cruise Will Skip the Oscars Because of Anne Hathaway on wwtdd.com ›

He didn’t like her Katie Holmes impersonation on Saturday Night Live. Not that he had any reason to go to the Oscars, anyway.

wwtdd 2 years ago respond

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes’ Plaza Hotel Visit on justjared.buzznet.com ›

A Suri surprise.

Just Jared 2 years ago respond

iPhone Taped To a Remote Control Car

A guy taped his his iPhone to an RC car and recorded everything from the car’s perspective. It’s quite charming. Life from a lilliputian angle. Now we know how Tom Cruise sees the world. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 18 responses

Tom Cruise Floating in Front of a Window

Don’t invite him in! He can’t enter your house unless you invite him in! This is Tom Cruise filming “Mission: Impossible 4” in Dubai. A family who are surprisingly not freaked out that a dwarven Scientology vampire is hovering in front of their window had the presence of mind to document the occasion. You can also see video over at Bauer Griffin. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 2 responses

The Official Tom Cruise Torso Aging Timeline

1983-2010. SHOW ME THE MONEY. View List ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 48 responses

What Happened To Tom Cruise’s Torso?

That seems unnatural, even for a SciTi. Pre-order your tickets for Mission: Impossible 4 now! View Image ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 70 responses

Tom Cruise Terrorizes Japanese Children

It’s hard to blame them. He looks like a wax zombie version of himself. How does Suri manage? View Image ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 21 responses

Suri Cruise: Central Park Playground Time! on justjared.buzznet.com ›

Tom Cruise carries his daughter, Suri, after she plays at a playground on Tuesday (September 7) in New York City’s Central Park.

Just Jared 2 years ago respond

Katie Holmes: Suri Has Great Taste! on justjared.buzznet.com ›

Suri is a fashionista!

Just Jared 2 years ago respond

Terrible Celebrity Fan Art

As long as there are celebrities, there will be celebrity fan art … the bad, the terrible and the atrocious. Certainly these fit into any of these categories, but I’m voting on the latter. View List ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 152 responses

Top 10 Celebs Most Likely To Give You A Computer Virus

The results of the 4th annual McAfee Most Dangerous Celebrities study are in and Cameron Diaz is the celeb most likely to give you a virus. I know, I was expecting LiLo too. [Ed. Note: I had to Google each one of these celebs to put this post together for you, risking my computer each time. You’re welcome.] View List ›

Rebecca E. 2 years ago 12 responses

Tom Cruise’s Greatest Hits In Real Life And On Film

“Knight And Day” comes out tomorrow and it’s definitely going to be really good, right? Guys? Apparently, it’s Tom Cruise’s return to form as a secret agent or something. Personally, I would rather have Mission: Impossible 4, but that’s just me. View List ›

Brian Feldman 2 years ago 10 responses