These photos have been everywhere the last couple days, and they're really getting to me. The weird Suri-as-Princess element, the “Look, Our Love Is A Fairy Tale!” vibe, and the Other Kid getting crowded out of the frames—it just feels so sad. If Katie and Suri go outside and no one takes a photo, do they exist?

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1. More Disney World photos

Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich… Things are only getting weirder here.

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1. “wat” - Flickr

Link: http://www.slate.com/id/2207067/

“The Cruise persona, like a junk bond, was never meant to reach maturity.” This article is actually more interested in how the market explains Tom Cruise's dwindling career, but how great do feel about your portfolio when you think about it in terms of War of the Worlds ?

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In an attempt to counter protesters attempting to smear their “religion,” Scientologists planted fans to support Katie Holmes outside the theater in which she’s performing on Broadway. How did poor Katie get stuck in such a ridiculous mess? Oh, right, by allegedly being hired as Tom Cruise’s “suitable wife.”

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1. Katie Holmes’ Secret YouTube Confessions - Featured Video on BuzzFeed

CULTURE BUZZ: NPR points out that Martin Luther King, Frank Sinatra, Bob Dylan, John McCain and Tom Cruise are all talented, American and 5 feet 7 inches tall. The article points out an interesting correlation between short men and the Napoleonic complex which drives them to do great things. Let’s just please not use Tom Cruise and Prince in the same sentence.

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1. Short Men Rock : Listen to The NPR Piece
2. Verne Troyer - a Shining Example
3. Pint-Sized Men on Top of World

MOVIE BUZZ: Tugg Speedman, Ben Stiller’s character in the upcoming comedy Tropic Thunder , now has an official website that brazenly parodies Tom Cruise’s . Far from subtle, the site is formatted almost exactly like Cruise’s and boasts a similarly affected fan address and dramatic pose. This isn’t the first time Stiller has poked fun at Cruise. Check out the YouTube vid Tom Crooze .

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1. Tugg Speedman: The Official Site
2. Tom Cruise: The Official Website
3. TomCruise.com Parody Site Still Not As Funny As Actual TomCruise.com
4. Tom Crooze

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Will Smith is starting a new private school called New Village Academy, which he insists is NOT a Scientology facility. The Children of Scientology are so much scarier than teen goths!

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1. New Private School Sounds a Lot Like a Scientology Training Camp
2. Will Smith Denies Students Will Be Taught Scientology Lessons
3. It’s a Private School - They Can Do What They Want
4. Lesson One: Africa Needs More Goats
5. Top Ten Ways to Really Know If Your Child’s School Is Scientologist
6. Will Smith Opens Scientology School, Despite Being a Non-Scientologist
7. Dear Will, Stop Insulting Your Fan’s and the Media’s Intelligence!
8. Don’t See What the Big Deal Is about Scientology
9. L Rob Hubbard’s “Study Technology” Will Be Taught
10. The School Offers Classes On Yoga, Robotics and Etiquette
11. Los Angeles Times Has a Photo of the School
12. “The actor must prove there is no Scientology link to his pet project”

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Tom Cruise has been involved in his fair share of feuds from Brooke Sheilds to (most recently) Dr. Drew. Here’s a recap of some of Cruise’s most notable tiffs. Too bad Celebrity Death Match isn’t around anymore. An entire season could have been devoted to Tom Cruise and his couch assaults.

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1. Tom Cruise v. Brooke Shields
2. Tom Cruise v. Dr. Drew
3. Tom Cruise v. Suri’s Favorite Luxury Baby Boutique
4. Tom Cruise v. Matt Lauer
5. Tom Cruise v. Paramount
6. Tom Cruise V. Actor Jason Beghe
7. Tom Cruise v. (Sleezebag) David Hans Schmidt
8. Tom Cruise v. Nicole Kidman?
9. Tom Cruise v. South Park Viewers
10. Tom Cruise v. Channel 4 Prankster Who Squirted Water On Him (watch the Hilarious Video, Too)
11. Tom Cruise v. Andrew Morton

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Hot on the heels of news the pair are making up, Cruise’s turn as a Redstone-esque character in Tropic Thunder blows audiences away. Will this be the beginning of a comeback? If he keeps wearing the fat suit, we’d say yes.

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1. Industry People Go Nuts Over Cruise’s Redstone Impersonation
2. Tom Cruise Steals Tropic Thunder
3. Tom Cruise-Paramount Deal Pending!
4. Wait, Tom Cruise Has a Sense of Humor?
5. Too Insidery?
6. Tom Cruise Rockin’ a Fat Suit

CELEBRITY BUZZ: A new video is leaked, just in time for Scientology Day! Gawker has a new Tom Cruise Scientology video - this one shows his extravagant birthday tribute on a boat, complete with Scientology bigwigs, a band, a video tribute and an impromptu, Risky Business -style performance of Old Time Rock and Roll by Cruise.

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1. Tom Cruise Scientology Birthday on a Boat Video
2. Exclusive: The Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientology Tried To Suppress
3. Nick Denton’s Balls - Featured on BuzzFeed
4. “Bomb” Cruise - Featured on BuzzFeed
5. Tom Cruise Parody Videos - Featured on BuzzFeed

TECH BUZZ: The superbike of choice for thrill-seekers and OT-VII’s everywhere. Yes, it’s a $72,000 motorcycle made of titanium and capable of reaching speeds up to 200 m.p.h. But owning one puts you instantly in Tom Cruise’s vicinity - only 1,500 were made, and he got the first one - which means he might put his ethics on you .

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1. The ULTIMATE Ducati Experience
2. Actually, A Dude In Scotland Looks to be the First to His Ducati Desmosedici RR
3. Official Ducati Site - All 1500 Desmosedici RR Have Sold Out
4. A Full Picture Gallery of the $70,000 Beast
5. Tom Cruise, Lucky Man, Gets The First Ducati Bike in the World
6. All About the Ducati Desmosedici Family of Superbikes

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The leaked Tom Cruise video has spawned a cottage industry of imitators. Some are brilliant, some are bizarre, some prove that it takes more than donning a black turtleneck and laughing maniacally to be funny, and one proves that self-parody is the best kind of parody.

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1. Eugene Mirman is the Best Scientologist Ever!!
2. Craig Ferguson Looks Sexy in a Wig, Don’t You Think?
3. Tom Cruise in “Magnolia” - Seduce & Destory (NSFW)
4. Jerry O’Connell Makes Us Laugh Inside
5. Bringing a New Meaning to “Getting Clear”
6. Tom Cruise Impersonated By Superman
7. Scrapbooking Parody, Which Somehow Gets at the Underlying Ridiculousness Perfectly
8. Tom Cruise Unraveling - A Really Disturbing “Interpretation”
9. Mickey Kaus Keeps Doing That Cruise-ian Thing With His Hands
10. LOLTomKat
11. We’re Pretty Sure We Went To High School With This Guy
12. Tom Cruise With Some Sort Of Speech Disorder
13. Tom Cruise Parody Filmed After Taking Large Doses of Peyote
14. Outtakes From the Scientology Video
15. Proving That Parody Is Hard
16. Tom Cruise As a Foul-Mouthed Frat Boy
17. A Parody Of Jib-Jab Doing a Parody of Tom Cruise

CULTURE BUZZ: An internal Scientology video featuring Tom Cruise talking about his beliefs has been leaked to the web. A lot of indoctrination videos share a certain set of aesthetics: Cheesy production values, soft lighting, jargon which might seem unintelligible to the outsider. Oh, and creepiness.

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1. The Cruise Indoctrination Video: “It’s newsworthy; and we will not be removing it.”
2. Scientology Writes; Gawker Rises
3. Transcript of the Scientology Video
4. More Tom Cruise Scientology Videos
5. Amway: “Where Life Gets Better”
6. The Story of Mona Vie
7. “The Responsibilities of American Citizenship” (1955)
8. “What It Means To Be A Mason”
9. “The Winds of Martyrdom”: Osama and Five Suicide Bombers (Link To RealMedia Stream)
10. “Never Tell A Lie” (80’s Mormon Commercial)
11. “The Mormon Way of Doing Business”
12. Jenni Ignat: REALLY Excited About You Joining Mary Kay
13. “The Amway Opportunity”
14. “Roger Moore Thanks Amway”
15. “The Indoctrination of Palestinian Children”
16. Heaven’s Gate Crazies Pitch An Autobiographical Movie

MOVIE BUZZ: Not only do Tom Cruise’s Lions for Lambs co-stars Robert Redford and Meryl Streep dislike him , but the film tanked at the box office and looks like one of the biggest duds of Cruise’s career. Maybe people don’t like the weird schoolboy haircut? Nah, we think they’re just not interested in the film’s brainless sermonizing . Just wait till audiences get a load of Cruise as a Nazi !

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1. Tom Cruise’s Box Office Disaster
2. “Lions” Redford and Streep Not Fond of “Lamb” Cruise?
3. Cruise’s Lions Turns Out to Be a Turkey
4. Meryl Streep - “Good Morning America” Part 1
5. Nobody Likes Tommy
6. Valkyrie Trailer: Our First Look at Nazi Tom Cruise
7. Tom Cruise Nearly Wins Us Back at Museum of the Moving Image Tribute
8. Is That Tom’s Real Hair?
9. Tom Cruise Is a Technophobe, and Also, Quite Possibly, a Liar

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Germany hates Tom Cruise and bans him from making a movie. It’s not the first time Germany has discriminated against a religious minority. But for some reason, the idea of an entire country turning against Tom Cruise is just so much funnier than the Holocaust.

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1. The Official Website: I Hate Tom Cruise, You Hate Tom Cruise, We All Hate Tom Cruise
2. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=387412
3. Cruise dukes it out with the German military
4. Germany Dislikes Bizarre Sci-Fi Cults
5. German Government Bans Tom Cruise from Shooting Film
6. Tom Cruise Responds to German Filming Ban
7. Cruise Has a Long History of Contention with the Germans
8. “More countries should have the courage to do this.”
9. Religion Based on Spaceships Not “Real”

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Relive various celebrities’ lowest moments - from M.J.’s dangling toddler to the infamous Tom Cruise couch-jumping incident - in all the splendor of 3-D. Aren’t you glad they’ve started making pop-up books for adults? Lucky attendees at this Thursday’s Eyebeam benefit will get a copy in their glorious gift bags!

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1. “Puts you front and center as ten of the most spectacular public crack-ups of our day unfold before your eyes!”
2. Go Tom Go!
3. “Part Insanity. Part News.”
4. The Perfect Coffee Table Book
5. Pop Up Books For Adults Are Hot Hot Hot
6. Where To Get It

CULTURE BUZZ: Tom Cruise hosts a 9/11 fund-raising gala for firefighters and cops for a controversial “New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project.” We remain unconvinced that a colonic will rid your mind and body of 9/11 trauma. If anything, it will probably introduce you to all sorts of new traumas.

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1. Prophet of Scientology Will Save/Attack NYC
2. Using 9/11 Trauma to Convert People to Scientology Is Just Wrong
3. L. Ron Hubbard gets honored by the City Council before Manhattan fund-raiser
4. Tom Cruise And His 9/11 Health Fundraiser
5. Why trust your doctor when an untreated bipolar Christ figure knows better..
6. “Tom Cruise’s Quackpot Fe$t To Hit New York City”
7. “What an asshat.”
8. Cruise Still a Wacko