There can only be One to rule them all.
“I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure…”
The sun’s not the only thing that rises, if you know what I mean.
One couple to rule them all.
Now that’s what I’m Tolkien about.
One coffee cup to rule them all!
It was love at first write.
Sure, we like to Shire. Sorry, but we’ve never read or seen anything related to Lord of the Rings.
Excuse me while I get all the things.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug made less in its opening weekend than the first Hobbit movie, but it’s still one of the most successful box office debuts for a movie longer than 160 minutes.
Battle like a wizard, drink like a dwarf, live like a hobbit.
The Dwarves are Jewish? Mazel tov!
Really, put down that book NOW.
The Oscar-winning director offers up sweet battle scenes, green screen pics, and cool details on how these epic movies get made. There are three Thorins, btw.
It’s not always jocks vs. nerds.
Plus the Soup Nazi takes on the gun lobby, a brilliantly insane McDonald’s promo, and Fraggle Rock’s bizarre obsession with death.
Ugh, so much homework. Gotta read The Hobbit, write a dissertation about the evolution of zombies in media, and watch Season 4 of Buffy before Monday!
Shall we go there and back again? Thanks to the soon-to-be-released Hobbit movie, images of Martin Freeman as Bilbo may dominate our consciousness. But Bilbo has had many different incarnations! Let’s take a look at them.
This is bound to make you go “awww.” Paul Blazek loves sculpting polymer clay figures inspired by J. R. R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings. So logically, with his mother’s help, he opened an Etsy store to sell his creations.
Buy them these, obviously. Because all babies love Lord of the Rings. Or maybe all Lords of the Rings love babies. Anyway, there’s no other logical explanation for all these appropriate bib and onesie jokes.
Is also painfully adorable. I hope her fears prove unfounded and that her character is welcomed into the Tolkien lexicon.
Peter Jackson posted his first video blog giving a sneak peak behind the scenes of The Hobbit. It’ll make the hair on your feet stand on end. Nerds, commence to manipulating your Bilbos!
Watch Video ›
The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin recently crafted an elaborate eight course menu inspired by the Lord of the Rings films, going so far as to recreate Middle Earth dishes such as lembas bread and coney stew. Sitting around for twelve hours while you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy and eat eight courses is bound to increase your Middle Girth. Terrible. Sorry.
View List ›
Yet another previously unpublished Tolkien book will see the light of day!