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Who Made This Mess?
Culture Buzz If you have any tips, please leave them in the comments. Thank you.
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eBay Auction Alert: “Moby Dick,” Typed On Four Rolls Of Toilet Paper
Culture Buzz The asking price for the two-ply Cottonelle masterpiece is a mere $999.95, plus free shipping. So you better hurry. There's less than a day left to nab this top-notch bathroom literature before the auction expires. (Truth: zero bids so far.)
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Fans TP Basketball Court
Sports Buzz TPing is fun, even if you're not twelve years old on mischief night. At James Brown U, throwing rolls of toilet paper onto the court during the first season game has been a tradition for over thirty years.
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Image: Bathroom Sign Fail
Restaurant management should really rethink this one. [Ed. note: Pic was taken in downtown Brooklyn.]
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Image: Best Toilet Paper Name Ever
Really sums up the whole toilet paper experience. Found in China, according to Reddit.
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Video: Shoenice Eats Everything
A Youtuber with the handle of Shoenice has carved out a niche for himself by eating weird things. Here are but a few of his gastronomic challenges, including tampons, lit matches and (most inedible of all) McDonald's.
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Image: What Your Toilet Paper Roll Is Telling You
Toilet paper is a mundane necessity of life! But the truth is there's more to it than meets the eye.
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Beautiful Toilet Paper Tube Dioramas
Culture Buzz Artist Anastassia Elias creates amazing little silhouette scenes in cardboard tubes. They're like ships in a bottle, but made out of your cashed toilet paper. More here.
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Terrible Fathers Day Gift: Embroidered Toilet Paper
Culture Buzz So there are lots of awesome things you can buy your dad for fathers day… and then there's a lot of not-so-awesome things you could buy him. Maybe someone would appreciate this, but I would just be disappointed. And perhaps a little confused as to who would make these.
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Image: Want To Know Something Even Sillier Than Wearing Toilet Paper On Your Head?
Well, sorry. I'm at a loss here. Wearing toilet paper on your head is pretty damn silly. But oddly functional! Totally wearing this next time I have a cold.
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Video: Office Paper to Toilet Paper
Oriental Co., Ltd. is pitching a “revolutionary” recycling machine called White Goat, which turns shredded office paper into toilet paper. [Ed Note: Metaphorically speaking, this is exactly what jaded office workers need to remind them what their hard work is really good for.]
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Best Toilet Paper Replacements
Science Buzz It happens. The next time that you're stuck on the toilet without your trusty TP, consider this flushable list. Disclaimer: none of the paper products listed herewith are recommended as a first choice for your wiping needs. Use only in emergency, and with plunger handy.
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Link: “Drop”: A 9-Chapter Horror Story on Toilet Paper
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In Japan, the author of horror film The Ring, Koji Suzuki, is marketing a nine chapter novella aptly named “Drop” which is embossed on toilet paper.
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Toilet Poems
Culture Buzz An effort to cut-down on toilet paper in Japan — apparently usage is up? — involves a poster campaign of poems to make you reconsider your TP usage. Research says poems at eye-level make you use less, possibly because of the incredible creepiness of toilet-paper-themed poetry. My favorite: “That paper will meet you only for a moment.”
