Why didn’t I think of that??
Why didn’t I think of that??
Oh, was that your juice?
Because sure, why not?
Bonus points if your story includes no toilet paper.
Meet the most polite cat ever.
No one is safe.
They have everything a girl looks for: elegance, romance and a little charmin. Don’t worry, there’s a style for all types of brides.
Because, why wouldn’t you?
Pfft. They have bigger problems Down Under. Bigger. And cuter. (via reddit.com)
And just might be the best toilet paper ever created. Sanrio, the company behind Hello Kitty, and rock band Kiss collaborated on a product that is sure to confuse visitors to your bathroom.
If you have any tips, please leave them in the comments. Thank you.
I’m reckless, AND it hates me. :)
The asking price for the two-ply Cottonelle masterpiece is a mere $999.95, plus free shipping. So you better hurry. There’s less than a day left to nab this top-notch bathroom literature before the auction expires. (Truth: zero bids so far.)
TPing is fun, even if you’re not twelve years old on mischief night. At James Brown U, throwing rolls of toilet paper onto the court during the first season game has been a tradition for over thirty years.
Restaurant management should really rethink this one. [Ed. note: Pic was taken in downtown Brooklyn.] View Image ›
A history of bog roll.
A Youtuber with the handle of Shoenice has carved out a niche for himself by eating weird things. Here are but a few of his gastronomic challenges, including tampons, lit matches and (most inedible of all) McDonald’s. Watch Video ›
Toilet paper is a mundane necessity of life! But the truth is there’s more to it than meets the eye. View Image ›
So there are lots of awesome things you can buy your dad for fathers day… and then there’s a lot of not-so-awesome things you could buy him. Maybe someone would appreciate this, but I would just be disappointed. And perhaps a little confused as to who would make these. View List ›
Well, sorry. I’m at a loss here. Wearing toilet paper on your head is pretty damn silly. But oddly functional! Totally wearing this next time I have a cold. View Image ›
Oriental Co., Ltd. is pitching a “revolutionary” recycling machine called White Goat, which turns shredded office paper into toilet paper. [Ed Note: Metaphorically speaking, this is exactly what jaded office workers need to remind them what their hard work is really good for.] Watch Video ›
It happens. The next time that you’re stuck on the toilet without your trusty TP, consider this flushable list. Disclaimer: none of the paper products listed herewith are recommended as a first choice for your wiping needs. Use only in emergency, and with plunger handy. View List ›
In Japan, the author of horror film The Ring, Koji Suzuki, is marketing a nine chapter novella aptly named “Drop” which is embossed on toilet paper.
More juvenile, transparent propaganda from the top-rollers. View Image ›
An effort to cut-down on toilet paper in Japan — apparently usage is up? — involves a poster campaign of poems to make you reconsider your TP usage. Research says poems at eye-level make you use less, possibly because of the incredible creepiness of toilet-paper-themed poetry. My favorite: “That paper will meet you only for a moment.” Read More ›