Not a germaphobe? You are now.
Not a germaphobe? You are now.
Plus 16 of the best selfie fails ever, Rob Ford’s fashion highlights, and six filthy jokes that came from the Bible.
Warning: (beautiful) butt ahead. Slightly NSFW.
Everyone has secrets.
Redditor otepp has come up with an ingenious way of taking a poll whilst you’re taking care of business.
Plus a toilet-themed restaurant, a Choose Your Own Adventure series for Breaking Bad, and a brand of fleeces named…VAGISOFT.
Plus 8 movie stars as Smurfs, the most beautiful old paperbacks in the world, and South Africa’s baboon problem.
This sh*t cray.
Someone get the man some gamma-infused laxatives, STAT. Sculpture found at a shopping mall in South Korea. (Seriously.)
Their business has literally gone into the toilet. (via telegraph.co.uk)
The Lizard watches when you poop while the Sandman, Doctor Octopus, and the Green Goblin are all trying to break through the wall to see what else is going on in there. Apparently, a woman had the custom Marvel can designed as a gift for her comic-book-loving husband.
Man, oh man, I hope this is real. Apparently, the Japanese toilet company Toto has designed a tricycle that actually runs on human feces. This might be the single greatest invention of the Century, but … where do you keep the toilet paper? View List ›
Not washing your hands is a given. View Image ›
Restaurant management should really rethink this one. [Ed. note: Pic was taken in downtown Brooklyn.] View Image ›
We agree. It’s amazing. Watch Video ›
Really? View Image ›
Pills! Pills that solidify your urine over here! The best part is the single word of English on the packaging…Excelsior! Watch Video ›
The most cutely macabre tissue box you’re liable to find. Just add ectoplasm from your nose. View Image ›
From a realty website’s listing of a Houston-area house, here’s a perfectly normal photograph of a perfectly normal bathroom. Sold. It’s like putting out the fine China when you have guests. View Image ›
Pun INTENDED. [Ed. Note: Pardon me whilst I adjust my monocle and bowtie. Some days I’m just too classy for my own damn good.] View Image ›
Well, sorry. I’m at a loss here. Wearing toilet paper on your head is pretty damn silly. But oddly functional! Totally wearing this next time I have a cold. View Image ›
The best freestyle rap ever performed from the sh*tter. And now we know where the inspiration for Mo’Nique’s character in Precious comes from. Watch Video ›
Elimination Communication is a new form of toilet training that is sweeping the nation.
My fave is the one about the window seat. View List ›
So. Many. Conflicting. Urges. View Image ›
A toilet/washing machine? A radio/toaster? Both a bit strange, but why have 1,000 different appliances when these contraptions are so easily combined into one-stop-shops.
It’s not the hilarious, ironic holiday you might think: It’s brought to you by the WTO (World Toilet Organization, obviously), which “speaks on behalf of 2.5 billion toilet-less people, who say ‘WE DESERVE BETTER PLACES TO DEFECATE — PROPER TOILETS’.” Celebrate in whatever way makes the most sense to you.