The 7 Deadly Sins As Seen On TLC
Believe it or not, there is no den of iniquity more depraved than TLC. Yes… The Learning Channel.
Believe it or not, there is no den of iniquity more depraved than TLC. Yes… The Learning Channel.
Toddler beauty queens basically have life entirely figured out.
Shirley Temple recently claimed to not know who Honey Boo Boo is, which is weird, because they really have a lot in common.
Honey Boo Boo IS America.
Tumblr users have been mashing up GIFs from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo with really dark existential quotes. The result is amazingly great.
Honey Boo Boo is a 6-year-old pageant queen with a pregnant 17-year-old sister. TLC will bring you her life “off the pageant stage.”
This is why child stars shouldn’t be allowed on live television.
Thanks to Owen B. you can now experience “Toddlers and Tiaras” on a whole new plane of crazy. Now put it on loop for the next 10 hours until your brain melts. You’re welcome.
“I don’t know where to begin.” For the latest in their “Teens React to Viral Videos” series, the Fine Brothers tackled the diva beauty queen “It” girl of the moment, “Toddlers & Tiaras” star Alana “Honey Boo-Boo Child” Shannon and her mother, “Coupon Queeeeeeen” June. Here are the results.
Yeah, yeah, yeah: Alana “Honey Boo-Boo Child” Thompson, the latest hot mess of a star to be spawned from “Toddlers & Tiaras,” is funny to laugh at on the internet. Am I the only one who finds the whole thing totally disturbing? Apparently, not anymore.
Wait, when did clubs start letting in five year olds? Much less let them DJ it up to “I’m Sexy And I Know It”?
Yeehaw? Former toddler beauty pageant queen Eden Wood shakes it but doesn’t break it at an NYC fashion show! Remind anyone else of ‘Little Miss Sunshine’? (via popstaronline.com) Watch Video ›
Because why WOULDN’T you dress up your 3-year-old daughter as the Julia Roberts hooker from “Pretty Woman”? This show is the apocalypse. View Media ›
Toddlers and Tiaras wrests back the title of “Television Show Most Likely To Usher In The End Times” from Bridalplasty. This is an ad for tubal ligation. Watch Video ›
In the latest Toddlers and Tiaras, there is a Mini-Madonna. Cones and all! Dear god, why? Watch Video ›
I received an email asking why I canceled my cable TV. I sent them a collage. View Image ›
These little guys give pageant girls a run for their money. Watch Video ›
