22 Hilarious Twitter Responses To TMZ’s Boston Coverage
After TMZ posted that the dead bombing suspect was “heavy into hip hop,” folks took to Twitter to question the connection they were suggesting.
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What Is Going On With Lil Wayne?
His publicist told BuzzFeed that he’s “recovering,” but he’s still in intensive care today, and it looks like he didn’t actually write that “I’m good” tweet.
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Lil Wayne Is "Recovering"
TMZ reported that he was near death following a seizure, but his publicist tells BuzzFeed that “he’s doing well now.”
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Just A Video Of Chris Brown Yelling At A Poor Valet Guy
Over a $10 valet ticket. TEN. DOLLARS.
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YouPorn Offers Resigned Miss Delaware $250,000 To Become Miss YouPorn
Following Melissa King’s possible sex tape leaking onto a popular porn site, YouPorn.com has reached out to the pageant queen to become their new spokesperson.
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Ryan Gosling Could Have Been A Backstreet Boy
So says BSB member A.J. McLean, anyway.
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Paparazzi Photographer Killed While Following Justin Bieber’s Ferrari
Freelance photographer Chris Guerra was killed while walking across a blind spot of the Supelveda Pass in West LA on New Year’s Day.
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Larry David Explains How He Got Lost Inside Of A Parking Garage
Spoiler alert: it’s essentially an episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” in real life.
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Charlie Sheen: "I’m Tired Of Pretending Ashton Doesn’t Suck"
Oop! One day after telling TMZ that his former show, “Two and a Half Men,” was a “steaming pile of ass,” Charlie Sheen came back for seconds this afternoon—and this time, he threw Ashton Kutcher (who replaced Sheen in “Men”) into the mix.
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Charlie Sheen Slams “Two And A Half Men”
Oh, snap! Asked by TMZ to comment on the cease and desist letter he’d received from Warner Bros. warning him not to use images from “Two and a Half Men” for his new show, “Anger Management,” Charlie Sheen offered the following.
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TMZ Uses Weird Descriptions
TMZ was spotted on the Internet looking repetitive.
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Miley Cyrus Gave Her Boyfriend A Penis Cake For His Birthday
…and then she proceeded to fellate it. Stay classy. Miley, don’t you know that Liam Hemsworth is about to become super-duper famous from his role as Gale in “The Hunger Games”? I guarantee Liam’s publicist is not at all thrilled about the following (very NSFW, possibly NSFL) photos. (via tmz.com)
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Beyonce Birth Headline Undergoes Slight Tweak
Probably a good editorial move on TMZ’s part. Here are two different headlines for the same story about Beyonce denying she had a C-section to deliver Blue Ivy Carter. What a difference a few words make.
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Spongebob’s Ass Kicked By Two Girls
What the hell is this world coming to? I guess this explains why Spongebob was detained by police. (via blogs.villagevoice.com) View Media ›
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Vinny Guadagnino Leaves ‘Jersey Shore’ PERMANENTLY on hollywoodhiccups.com ›
Um… buh-bye!!
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If TMZ’s Reporters Were Self-Aware on cracked.com ›
What a horrible realization it would be.
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If TMZ’s Reporters Were Self Aware on cracked.com ›
Hey, as long as I have some way to get my daily dose of human misery mixed with the relentless triviality of existence, I don’t care how it’s packaged.
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Ashton Kutcher TMZ’s TMZ
Ashton Kutcher gives TMZ employees the TMZ treatment. Who’s Malawing this? View Media ›
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Charlyne Yi Vs. TMZ
After TMZ decided to do some good for once, they approached Charlyne Yi and asked to film her on the street collecting money for the charity Oxfam. They edited the footage to mock Charlyne and put down the charity. Watch Video ›
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Man Hits Woman Outside Nightclub; Gets KTFO by MMA Fighter on tmz.com ›
TMZ has obtained footage of former UFC superstar Roger Huerta engaging in a bloody street fight in Austin, Texas this weekend — against a man who appears to have socked a woman in the head.
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Montana Fishburne
Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter is becoming a porn star! She is releasing her sex tape intentionally and hoping that it will make her as famous as Kim Kardashian. G Read More ›
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Sexy Octomom
Hey everybody. Octomom Nadya Suleman got all, um, sexy? I really, really, just really thought that was not something that I or anyone was ever going to say. But you gotta call ‘em like you see ‘em. Let’s all watch Octomom work out now! Read More ›
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Virtual Globetrotting on google.com ›
VirtualGlobetrotting is an atlas of the best satellite, aerial and street view imagery from around the world submitted by community members via Google® Maps, Bing® Maps and Yahoo® Maps!
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Are You One Of Tiger Woods’ Mistresses?
Now that the Tiger Woods’ mistress count is up to 10 women, it’s becoming harder to keep track of who has and hasn’t slept with him. Take this quiz to find out whether or not you’ve ever had an extramarital affair with Tiger Woods. Take Quiz ›
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Tiger Woods Ambulance on google.com ›
An update in the Tiger Woods ambulance to hospital story: the 911 call that one Fire Department spokesperson told TMZ.com came from Woods home and then backed off on the report, then another source claimed came from another residence in the area is confirmed to have come from Tiger Woods home.
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Tupac Is Alive!
Spotted in a New Orleans bar: a resurrected Tupac Shakur…or some guy who looks exactly like the late rapper. It’s been 13 years since Tupac’s unsolved murder and just like Elvis, he is repeatedly spotted across the globe. Make sure you take TMZ’s scientific poll which asks, “Is it Tupac?” Answer a) yes or b) definitely yes. View Image ›
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Conan Rides A Small Train
Celebrities are just like us! Except for when they are pale giants. Blending in is really not your strong suit, Conan. View Image ›
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Scott’s Game: The Space Game
Much of the same obsessive building strategy as Desktop Tower Defense, but with a much wider range of possible strategies. Deeply addictive. You know you love it, so please share it with the people you love!! Read More ›
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First Look at Rihanna’s Injuries
The first photo of Rihanna’s condition following her infamous fight with boyfriend Chris Brown is here. [Editor’s Note: Not for the faint of heart.] View Image ›
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Chris Brown Arrested on google.com ›
Chris Brown was arrested during the Grammy Awards due to allegations of domestic violence. The dispute happened Sunday morning with a woman in a parked car in the Hancock Park neighborhood of Los Angeles. It’s being reported that Rihanna was there too and could possibly be the one who was assaulted. It is being reported she sustained injuries on her face and bite marks on her arm. She too canceled her appearance at the Grammy’s.
