This is the most important question of your life.
And yes, of course, this is also something many ’80s girls can understand too.
It was the time of neon EVERYTHING.
Find out how much that play set your parents sold at a garage sale for a few bucks is going for today.
“I’m a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats!”
“RIHphael. (She was Raphael.)
“Failures in a half-shell. Turtle power!”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bay’s latest film as a producer, opened with $65 million, and a sequel is already underway. There is no use in trying; Bay is unbeatable.
Do you love being a turtle? You won’t after this new movie. WARNING: Possible spoilers ahead!
Watch in horror as two people who were born in ‘89 and ‘92 and somehow managed to attain adulthood encounter ’80s action cartoons for the first time. How do you not know who He-Man is???
Cowabunga, dudes! Take our quiz to find out which hero on a half-shell you actually are! And be sure to check out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — Now Playing in Theaters.
A very unfortunate Australian gaffe. UPDATE: Paramount Pictures Australia has deleted the tweet.
Clearly the TMNT toy line’s designers were like, “Fuck it, some kid will buy it.”
The greatest city in the world deserves the greatest heroes. Check out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — in theaters now!
Ranked from difficult to “horrifying unforgiving hell” difficult.
Plus the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back and there’s a trailer, Taco Bell breakfast is here, and 16 dresses that are NEVER appropriate wedding-wear.
Because nothing made you want to eat processed foods more than a cartoon face.
Come on, admit it: You still want that Talkboy!
Spend too much time in front of a TV as a kid in the UK? It’s time to reap the rewards.
This list is definitive proof that there was no better decade for toys than the ‘80s. (Note: toy lines are listed in no particular order.)
So we’re not going with April’s iconic yellow jumpsuit, then. NOT COOL, Michael Bay. Not cool at all.
Chalk this victory up to our collective nostalgic outrage. Since Bay was announced as the producer for the TMNT reboot, their origin story has received most of the press.
Or making it awesome, depending on your irony threshold. Still no ugly Chanukah sweaters.
No word on if they’ll come with LEGO pizza. LEGO teams up with Nickelodeon to launch these in January 2013.
You won’t believe what they’re replacing it with.
Which “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” characters match up with which NFL teams…
What happened to my childhood? The new series on Nickelodeon looks like an 8th grader’s animation project.