Celebrity Buzz Tila Tequila woke up this morning and decided she wanted to get totally naked and rant about her life troubles. Which, don't we all sometimes? But Tila took it to the next level and broadcast the entire naked rant on UStream TV. Snap judgment: Tila Tequila naked is not sufficient incentive to endure Tila Tequila's insane ravings. She has since (mercifully) removed the video. Update: If you didn't get to watch the video, Tila Tequila has “explained” her naked UStream video extravaganza to TMZ. It all makes sense now.
http://bumpshack.com/2009/11/19/tila-tequila-ustream-vide...
Reality star Tila Tequila continues her desperate cry for attention with a live UStream video where she appears completely naked and rants about everything, from personal hygiene (we don’t want to know!) to the Shawne Merriman alleged domestic violence case.
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Find out over at thefablife.com
http://www.thefablife.com/2009-05-04/tila-tequila-reveals...
The latest viral buzz from thefablife.com is about Tila Tequila and (gasp) Ray J.
Forever a piece of Hollywood lore, this photo allegedly features Brando giving some mouthlove to Wally Cox, his former roommate and longtime friend. Openly bisexual Brando saw his first wife use the photo as evidence of “perversity” in a custody battle, which Tila Tequila would likely picket today. Because she's totally bi, you guys.
http://www.scandalist.com/2009-04-13/tila-tequila-robbed-...
Tila Tequila's stalker hacked her Twitter and stole her dog! Get the details on scandalist.com.
Celebrity Buzz Apparently, they're a real couple who made their debut on the red carpet at Bravo's 2009 A-List Awards. Aww, interspecies love! It's like a hairless cat and a pekingese finding true love.
TV Buzz The pseudo-famous skank was rejected by Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model who couldn’t accept Tila’s “key,” a.k.a. “the opportunity to prove that Tila is so totally bi [on camera].” Tila posted a poem (in real time!) on her MySpace blog, where she dejectedly wrote that “the world will still die.” First she helps establish gay marriage in California and now she references global warming? At this rate, “President Tequila” might be able to teach Dubya a thing or two.
Celebrity Buzz After being rejected by contestant, Kristy Morgan, in the final episode of her show A Shot at Love: 2, a heartbroken, yet vengeful Tila Tequila composed an original poem that she then posted on her MySpace page. After several weeks of sorting out suitors (both male and female), Tila was ready to give her heart away once again when she selected Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model, as her one true love. Her hopes and dreams were promptly shattered, or so we are led to believe, when Morgan callously refused Tila’s offer for the ultimate shot at love. Interestingly, from a self-promotional standpoint, the poem was posted just two minutes after the final episode aired. Now, as we all know, the show was filmed long before it was televised. Something tells me, I don’t know why, that the emotions in that poem might be a bit disingenuous. That Tila, she’s so smart.
Tech Buzz The hackers responsible for bringing down Comcast’s webmail for five hours on Thursday spoke out anonymously and said they’re “mad at Comcast” and “tired of their shitty service”. These two dudes supposedly hacked into Justin Timberlake’s, Hilary Duff’s, and Tila Tequila’s MySpace profiles earlier in the year. The high school dropouts expect to be arrested any second now. “I slept in my clothes, because the last time they came, I was in my underwear with my dong hanging out and shit,” one said.