These aren’t the dolls you’re looking for.
Let’s get ready to Google!
Wait, what were we just talking about?
I miss winter.
“Well, it’s going to be embarrassing if we lose now.”
Yes, aunty, PLEASE stand RIGHT THERE in the MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN ROAD.
BRB, I’m going blind again.
There is literally no other way for you to find out.
Gone With the Wind: A Story of a Woman’s Confidence and Her Skirt.
But like, where do boxes come from?
The extremely raw and incredibly diverse things people on Whisper are saying about their beliefs and their lives.
But how do I pee? How?! Howwwww?
We all live secret lives.
“How does he walk backwards without falling over? I bet there’s special training for that.”
He’s a Prince, DON’T YOU FORGET THAT!
Dear cake, it’s not you. It’s me.
( . )( . )
“But I hate margarine.”
WHY ISN’T THIS MY ACTUAL CLOSET?
“What nonsense did you just scribble on my boarding pass?
Where hope goes to die.
Did he just say his name is Microsoft?
I made it through the week, and it’s time to let my freak flag fly! And by freak flag I mean it’s time for sweatpants.
Just show me that you care.
Should I upgrade to A-list?
I locked the door. Wait… did I lock the door?
Is there alcohol in this?
“I just want to see the sun again.”