What has science done? Can someone explain this abomination? Why is she standing on a paper-mâché rock? (From the minds of Jeannine Han and Umlaut Brikauski… available soon.)
So I guess there was a parade? Of transvestites? …In Africa or something? (Good for them!) Isn't it nice to know that visible thongs defy gender and continent? What a wonderful world.
Hey, you've gotta keep a cold one somewhere. Let's hope she doesn't catch anything other than fish.