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Image: Perfect Ice Cream Cone
No doubt about it, this ice cream cone, covered in caramel and Nilla wafers (from The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck) is our summer treat of choice. Lucky New Yorkers will be happy to hear that the Truck is rumored to soon be doling out toppings including sea salt and chocolate-covered bacon. It's gonna be a fat, fat summer.
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$11.68 Billion Profit
Business Buzz Exxon posts a record profit for the last quarter; Shell, meanwhile, made a measly $11.6 billion. It’s the highest quarterly profit of any publicly traded company in the U.S. ever. And it would have been $11.97 if it weren’t for that pesky Exxon Valdez court settlement!
