George Foreman's new deep fryer uses a “Smart Spin” technology that allegedly whirls out 55% of the fat absorbed during frying using centrifugal force.

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Sculpt your abs by painting on the definition.

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A funny commercial for a stuffed teddy bear that prevents seatbelt chafing.

A mouthpiece that lets you preserve those precious chin pubes.

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