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Food Buzz Dining in the nude joins the long list of things people enjoy doing naked. Health codes usually require that the cooks and servers keep their clothes, but nude diners just need to remember to bring something to sit on.
Sports Buzz A group of rock climbers called the Stone Nudes do it with no clothing or special shoes or equipment. Images of the climbers have been captured in a 2009 calendar, and they happen to all be hot girls. Which is too bad, because I only buy calendars featuring fat balding men or playful kittens.
A new meme involves Chinese celebrities posing in photos doing two push-ups in a protest against Chinese government. The story is that the Chinese government may have covered up the rape and murder of seventeen-year-old Li Shufen, reporting she did two push-ups and then jumped off a bridge while traveling with two men and another young girl.
Culture Buzz Nudists who also garden find a way to enjoy both simultaneously. If your schedule isn’t too busy with all that naked yoga, naked cruises and naked Shakespeare you’ve been doing, might it be time to finally get that weeding done? Naked gardening now even has its own obscure holiday.
Culture Buzz Naked yoga classes are getting more popular as yoga studios find ways to spice it up. It makes perfect sense actally, since voyeuristic nudies are always doing really low-key things, like lounging on a cruiseship or reciting Shakespeare to an engaged audience. (Thanks for the tip!)
Culture Buzz The New York Times covers an all-nude dinner cruise that leaves out of Brooklyn, New York. Besides the imminent possibility of finding pubic hair in your buffet plate, this looks like fun! It’s like taking the booze cruise to the next level.
Culture Buzz Washington Shakespeare Company’s Macbeth is performed entirely in the nude. Midsummer Night’s Dream did always have an odd orgy-like feel to it. Nude plays must be a great way to save $$$ on costumes.
Culture Buzz Committing crimes in the nude is becoming an international epidemic. We had to warn you about the new trend in global terrorism.
Food Buzz There are restaurants now where you can eat sashimi off naked women’s bodies. Since topless restaurants have been unofficially put on the backburner, there’s no reason to cancel that trip to LA! Behold, the naked sushi restaurant Hadaka has arrived, and it smells like fish! The good kind.
Culture Buzz “New York Times” reports that naked parties are all the rage at Yale and Harvard. Want to get in on the hot action? Here’s an article that tells you how to go to M.I.T. for free. One would assume they have the best, least awkward naked parties.
Culture Buzz Posing nude for calendars is the latest trend in fundraising. What will those trend-setting geriatrics think of next? Mee-maw and Pee-paw make posing nude seem cute and endearing. Maybe they can make cannibalism cool again.
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