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Link: 10 Most Bizarre Stuff Ever Stolen
http://www.oddee.com/item_98180.aspx
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Sometimes you just have to steal a 350 lbs. inflatable gorilla. Sticky fingers don't always make wise decisions.
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Link: 10 Incredibly Nice Robbers
http://www.oddee.com/item_98107.aspx
Just because they stole your stuff doesn't make them evil. Morally questionable and desperate but not evil.
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Phone Thief Escapes Good Samaritan
Culture Buzz A British gentleman gives a thief a piece of his mind, but couldn't apprehend the dick. If you know him, get in touch with the videographer, please.
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Jerk Panda Steals Brother's Food
Culture Buzz Pandas make adorable thieves. I'd let him steal from me any day of the week.
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Link: 11 Seagulls Stealing Stuff
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/22/seagulls-stealin...
Seagulls aren’t the biggest animals, or the fastest, or the strongest. But they might just be the most cunning.
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Link: iPhone Stolen From Police Officer Inside Station
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/iphone-stolen-fr...
Ovaries of steel or just plain stupid? A Chicago custodian was charged Friday with stealing a city police officer’s iPhone while inside the police station where she worked.
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Link: Criminal Attempts To Jump Out Closed Window
http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2011/11/no-youre-not...
No, you’re NOT Batman. It always amazes me how movies make us think we can do things that basic physics alone says can’t be done in real life.
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Thieves Try To Steal Ronald Reagan Statue
A failed thief tried to steal a bronze statue of Ronald Reagan from a park in California, leaving the American president hanging halfway.
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Link: Barry H. Landau: Fall Of A Master Thief
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/11/02/barry-h-...
In real life, men that steal millions of dollars in priceless American documents aren't that bright. But neither are the curators who overlooked the theft because they were distracted by cupcakes.
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Image: Carjacker Tells Police He’s “Part Of Filming For ‘Dark Knight Rises’”
Pittsburgh police report that the 21-year-old attempted to carjack a plainclothes police officer near where the newest Batman is being filmed. He claimed that he was part of the production, and that stealing the car was in the script. (via myfoxphilly.com)
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So Guess What This Woman Did To The Thief Who Tried To Rob Her Hair Salon
Culture Buzz Meanwhile, in Russia. Viktor Jasinski, 28, was an unsuspecting burglar who was simply trying to go about his daily burgling in Meshchovsk, Russia when he walked into a hair salon with the intention of robbing it. Salon owner Olga Jazac, 32, was having none of that. We'll let The Daily Mail explain what happened next.
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Link: Ryan Reynold Stole Green Lantern Ring From Movie Set!
http://www.theskinnychic.com/ryan-reynold-stole-green-lan...
When the missing Green Lantern Ring went missing from the movie set, no one suspected the lead actor, Ryan Reynolds.
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Lindsay Lohan, See-Through Top Superfan
Celebrity Buzz Lindsay Lohan, as would any normal basketball fan, went to a New York Knicks game in a nearly transparent blouse. Her enthusiasm for basketballery was also on display. More over at Celebuzz. Use our image editor at the bottom of the page to insert Lindsay and her enthusiasms into photos of your choosing!.
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Lindsay Lohan Surveilance Video Stills
Celebrity Buzz Stills obtained by Entertainment Tonight from the surveillance video at the heart of Lindsay Lohan's theft trial. Grand Theft LiLo!
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Lindsay Lohan Surveilance Video
Celebrity Buzz Stills obtained by Entertainment Tonight from the surveillance video at the heart of Lindsay Lohan's theft trial. Grand Theft LiLo!
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Video: Police Dog Steals Soccer Ball
Guess he thought their play style was a crime. Or someone filled that ball with cocaine…but I don't think Charlie Sheen plays soccer.
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Video: ‘Bare Naked Bandit’ Steals Sausages
Stealing sausages from the community club house? Enter penis joke here.
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Image: Bicycle Vengeance
This guy is like Bruce Wayne suiting up as Batman to fight injustice. Only, it's his stolen bike instead of dead parents. Same difference.
