Including the “Everyone On This Train Hates You” face, just for people who play their music loud.
If you can survive this, you can handle anything.
Life is hard enough, but some things just make it harder.
HAHAHA I’M NOT AT COMIC CON AND IT’S FINE IT’S TOTALLY FINE. I’M FINE.
I’ve got 99 problems but a license ain’t one.
Have you left a voicemail today?
So you’ve FINALLY decided to make the first move. What could go wrong?
♫ Dating is the worssssssst ♪
They should be banned from the world, basically.
Alternate title: New York Shitty.
Heavy cream, vanilla extract, and sugar never tasted so horrible.
Try to make it through this video without going into a rage.
Destroying b-day celebrations since the beginning of time.
Presented in two GIFs.
Sometimes umbrellas are super helpful and keep the rain off your stuff. The rest of the time, they’re awful.
It was the longest 4 years of my life.
Sure, they’re innocent and sometimes adorable. But also, they’re awful.
How long can you make it through this “Hello Courtney” video? It just may be the worst video in the history of the world. I’m so sorry.
Sorry to ruin your day, but someone shot a sea lion in the face in Sacramento, leaving the poor thing writhing in pain as he keeps his head in the air, struggling to breathe. View Media ›
Congratulations for inking the most offensive thing onto your body. Permanently. View Image ›
After smack-talking America’s coastal residents, outspoken conservative Everybody Loves Raymond actress Patricia Heaton managed to make a colossal ass of herself on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, furthering evidence that the amount of junk pumped into your face is, in fact, related to a loss of brain cells. Watch Video ›
Just because Wifey continues to dress him like a tween doesn’t mean we won’t notice Larry King’s eye patch. View Image ›
Take one part Gotti Bros. one part Jon Gosselin, sprinkle in a date rape, and you’ve got Bobby Bottleservice, comedian Nick Kroll’s top notch d’bag character creation. View Media ›
The skinny jean for men continues to dominate fashion (as designers attempt to push it on bros now, too), as illustrated in one reporter’s journey into Williamsburg, Brooklyn - the epicenter of impossibly narcissistic hipsterdom - where denim leggings is the pant of choice. View Media ›
Straight from the PBS show Many Voices, Many Vision comes this winning clip in which a young Caucasian girl is cursed with “looking like a Black boy,” thanks to her stylish perm. Watch Video ›
Last night, not-so-secret cross-dresser and American Idol contestant scared the sh*t out of America (or, at least, Randy Travis and I) with his bizarre, smug, cheesalicious desecration of Johnny Cash classic “Ring of Fire.” Watch Video ›