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40 Masturbation Songs
Music Buzz To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!
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Image: Keep Your Children Away From The Who
The Who are playing the Super Bowl in Miami next week. So naturally, hundreds of people in the surrounding county received a warning about the dangers of Pete Townshend. [Ed Note: Just in case he decides to take a set break in between Baba O'Riley and Won't Get Fooled Again to molest some trusting young football fans. You can never be too careful.]
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Video: Goodnight Keith Moon
Your favorite childhood book takes a turn for the sinister when eccentric The Who drummer Keith Moon shows up. When it comes to comforting memories, we'll stick with Mary Poppins, the lady who carries wall-length mirrors in her purse and flies with a talking umbrella, thank you very much.
