“I wish she were here right now because if she was here right now, she would make a joke about how she just passed away — and she would get away with it because it would be really funny.”
The world just a got a lot less funny and a lot less honest.
The comedian, who never wanted to stop working, has died at 81.
The starlet made a surprise visit to The Tonight Show, where her pal Jimmy Fallon doused her with ice water. All in the name of charity.
The NBC Nightly News anchor’s relentless desire to be funny has reached the point of diminishing returns.
These parents should be sent to Azkaban.
“I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can’t deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG.”
It’s quite simple, actually.
All for a healthy competition called “Face Breakers.
The actor continued to address his use of a gay slur last night alongside Jimmy Fallon.
Cue joke about Richard Gere and gerbils.
THERE’S RULES, PEOPLE. You can’t just break ‘em whenever you feel like it.
He does make a solid point.
Eric Garcetti asked the CEO of CBS to consider relocating The Late Show following news of David Letterman’s retirement.
It’s exactly what it sounds like. (If you don’t have a dirty mind.)
“You don’t… you don’t know nobody like that.”
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Adele Dazim never bothered her anyway.
The first lady went on “The Tonight Show” Thursday and taught Sara (Jimmy Fallon) and Stacy (Will Ferrell) that being active and eating right isn’t so bad. I mean, “Ew!”
“We’re too into this thing. I don’t know how we got so into it.”
Now, usually I don’t do this, but uh…
In denim overalls. With one strap down, of course.
#WeLoveHashtags. Check out these perfect responses to Late Night prompts, and get ready for more hashtags now that Jimmy is hosting The Tonight Show.
Well deserved. Get excited for even more Thank You Notes to come on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
“So long, farewell, you really raised the bar. If you were me, you’d buy them all a car.”