The “Jersey Shore” Cast Predict Where They’ll Be In Five Years
Apparently, it’s all about “babies and branding.”
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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino’s PETA Campaign Makes No Sense At All
Why did this happen? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN? Isn’t PETA supposed to protect animals? Not subject them to…this?
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We Inform The Guys Of “Awkward” Of Who They’ll Be Sitting By At Tonight’s VMAs
We talked to Beau Mirchoff and Brett Davern about whether or not it’s going to be “Awkward” when they sit behind the cast of the Jersey Shore (because their show, Awkward, was renewed while the shore was canceled). Also, The Situation apparently owes Beau $100!
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The Top 10 Reality Stars On The Internet May Surprise You
Who has the reach to top the Kardashians’ purported $40 million television deal?
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Incredibly Muscular Kangaroo
He probably benches 350 pounds.
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Goodbye, “Jersey Shore”
With Snooki being pregnant and responsible these days, last night’s season finale of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” could very well be the end of the series. Herewith, all of the last-hurrah’s, hijinks, and now-poignant goodbyes of the original “Jersey Shore” cast.
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Snooki And JWoww Claim That Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Is Gay
It’s a claim that ex-“Jersey Shore” cast member Angelina has been suggesting since she parted ways with the show and now Snooki and JWoww are telling The Huffington Post that The Situation is, in fact, a closeted homosexual. Suddenly, all of Mike’s failed attempts at hooking up with girls at the club make so much sense.
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The Situation Got Kicked Out Of The Apple Store For Cutting In Line
Ha ha ha!! View Image ›
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Abercrombie Will Pay The Situation To Stop Wearing Their Clothes
I don’t wear your clothes Abercrombie. Where’s my check?
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Jersey Shore’s Italian House
MTV has posted some pictures of the new Jersey Shore house in Florence, Italy and it looks pretty awesome. How did we get to this point? (via remotecontrol.mtv.com) View List ›
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Ronnie Kicked The Situation’s Ass on thesuperficial.com ›
Because steroids turn grown men into slap-happy, emotional housewives, Ronnie apparently made The Situation’s face look like this.
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The Situation Got Fired Over A Blow Job From A Cougar, Says His Dad
After totally unloading on his son in an interview with TMZ, The Situation’s dad claims that the Jersey Shore star once got fired from a job for receiving a BJ from a 40-year-old co-worker and then claimed sexual harassment. Nothing but class on all fronts here. Watch Video ›
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Jersey Shore Vs. Super Mario Bros.
Gym, tan, rescue princess. These guidos are stompin’ goombas! (Sorry.) View Image ›
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The Situation’s Demands: Champagne, Red Bull, No Eye Contact on warmingglow.uproxx.com ›
The Situation has a list of demands for his club appearances that is so ridiculous, you’d almost think he was someone with talent.
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Jersey Shore Trap
An equal and opposite reaction to the Hipster Trap. Spotted outside of a New York City bar, this spring-loaded snare contains Drakkar Noir cologne, bronzer, a schedule for the Long Island Railroad, PATH tickets, hair gel and a gold chain. If she were caught in one, Snooki would gnaw her own leg off. View Image ›
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The Situation’s Banned Jokes, Presented By The Leprechaun
The Situation’s comedy routine at the roast of Donald Trump was instantly hailed the worst thing ever, but it somehow just got worse. Comedy Central deemed a joke aimed at Snoop Dogg as too racist and cut it from the broadcast. Here is that joke, plus a few more offensive cracks at the expense of Marlee Matlin and Larry King that were omitted, as told by the The Leprechaun from “Leprechaun.” Y’know, because it’s St. Patrick’s Day. Shut up. View List ›
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5 Jokes Comedy Central Cut From The Situation’s Roast
Apparently the Situation’s roast was so bad that Comedy Central had to cut some of his jokes. The Snoop Dogg slave one is pretty nuts. Yiiiiiiiikes. View List ›
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MTG The Situation
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s Magic The Gathering card: GTL, double strike, boardwalk (This creature is unblockable as long as defending player is also on a Jersey boardwalk.) When The Situation comes into play, put four 1/1 Guido creature tokens onto the battlefield. T2: Until end of turn, all Guidos have “3, Sacrifice this creature and put a Guido Grenade into play: Guido Grenade then deals 5 damage to one target.” View Image ›
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The Situation BOMBING At The Donald Trump Roast
He starts off okay, but things get really painful fast. The Ice-T crowd shot is PRICELESS. Watch Video ›
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The Situation Attempts Stand-Up at Donald Trump Roast on ivillage.com ›
And fails at said attempt.
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Snooki In Wonderland
A new book by Phil Edwards and John Tenniel that totally improves upon Lewis Carroll’s classic by inserting the cast from Jersey Shore. Through the Snooking Glass. View List ›
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Jersey Shore Cast Members Love Justin Bieber
In preparation for his new movie Never Say Never, Justin Bieber got some fancy celebrity endorsements from Pauly D and the Situation. So that’s where Bieber gets his swag from! View List ›
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Mini Snooki, Situation And JWOWW
SO CUTE. I want a baby Snooki!!! View Image ›
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The Situation Banned From Plaza Hotel Gym on nypost.com ›
“The Situation” won’t be flexing his famous abs near the Plaza Hotel any time soon, say insiders.
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Barbara Walters Interviews The Cast Of Jersey Shore
Barbara Walters says interviewing the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore makes up for never having met with Jacqueline Onassis or Greta Garbo. A new low in journalism? I vote yes! (Via) Watch Video ›
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The Situation Work Out Video Bloopers
Want fab abs like the Situation? Or a good laugh? Work out with the Sitch. Watch Video ›
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Abstinence Ad With Bristol Palin and The Situation
If you can get through this without the aid of homebrew Four Loko, God speed. While it’s without hyperbole the worst thing ever made in the history of making things, it is truly an effective PSA for contraception. You will never want children to be born into a world where this ad can exist. Watch Video ›
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Bristol Palin And The Situation Talk About Sex
Bristol Palin and “The Situation” just made some weird, misguided, deeply awkward PSA about safe sex. I can’t wait til Bristol’s child is old enough to hear himself referred to as a “consequence” and a “situation.” Mother of the year! Watch Video ›
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Awkward Jersey Shore Tanlines
Ever wonder what the cast of the Shore would look like if they weren’t so thoroughly bronzed? Behold, GTL minus the T… [via] View List ›
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The Best Moments From Jersey Shore Episode 11
Angelina is gone but the drama isn’t over! This episode was all about Sitch vs. Snooki. (Team Snooki!) View List ›
