Proof no Northerner should ever move down South.
Nope, we’re not sure where the North begins either.
Is that a Blackpool rock in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
Why is the King always asleep?
Manchester? Newcastle? Carlisle?
You can keep your castle, Scarborough.
London is great, but it could certainly learn a few things from the capital of the North.
Parks, beer, and great people. What more could you need?
Have you been to Blackpool Pleasure Beach? Do you call your friends “pet”? Have you eaten black peas?
Economically speaking, north of Birmingham is a different, less successful country.
When it comes to sense of humour, the north wins every time.
Including just so much stodge.
God bless the wonderful dialects of Britain. Click beneath each word to reveal its meaning.
It may be cold, it may be poor, it may be addicted to pastry. But if you’re from the north, there are some things you’ll always miss about it.