The 12 Best Disney Villain Style Icons

Being bad never looked so good.

Louis Peitzman a month ago 136 responses

14 Epiphanies You’ll Have Re-Watching "The Little Mermaid"

ARIEL IS WEARING HER SKIN AS A DRESS. And they call humans barbaric.

Donna Dickens a month ago 262 responses

How Old Are The Disney Princesses?

Short answer: way too young to be getting married.

Louis Peitzman 2 months ago 265 responses

12 Ways Disney Classics Could Have Been Totally Different

If Disney had stayed true to the source material, these movies would have been a whole lot darker. Here are some of the more gruesome plot points that got cut.

Louis Peitzman 3 months ago 151 responses

The Disney Prince Hotness Ranking

Someday my prince will come: Let’s hope he’s not one of the lame ones.

Louis Peitzman 3 months ago 612 responses

10 Disney Songs Sung In The Characters’ Native Tongues

If Disney characters were real, they wouldn’t be singing in English. Here are 10 classic songs as they were meant to be heard — maybe.

Louis Peitzman 5 months ago 165 responses

Dads From All Over The U.S. Sing "Part Of Your World"

This is what a real man looks like.

Summer Anne Burton 7 months ago 176 responses

These 11 Disney Hip Hop Mashups Will Change Your Summer (And Life)

So, it’s a fact, every rap song sounds better mashed up with a Disney movie.

Ryan Broderick 11 months ago 126 responses

13 Real Life Ursulas

People love some good Ursula cosplay!

Mark Castle a year ago 50 responses

Disney To Remaster Four More Classics In 3D

Because rendering Disney gold in three dimensions is far more profitable than new ideas. And these are just the four they’ve announced. I’m sure the dollar signs are lighting up their Scrooge McDuck eyes.

Donna Dickens a year ago 65 responses

Transformers 3 Vs. The Little Mermaid

Wait, so is Ariel supposed to be Bumblebee? Or the love interest? BOTH! Bumblebee loves Sam more than his girlfriends ever did. (via b3ta.com) Watch Video ›

Donna Dickens a year ago 56 responses

8 Geeky Bikinis That Need To Exist

Because not everyone wants to wear cherries and geometric designs. It’s that time of year again, and I’m shocked and appalled that I can buy a themed bikini for the girl but not for me. Clothing manufactures Y U NO WANT MY MONEY? View List ›

Donna Dickens a year ago 157 responses

Sexy Disney Princesses 2011

Am I turned on or disturbed? Wait, haven’t we been here before? (Link NSFW) J. Scott Campbell returns to make us all uncomfortably attracted to ink and paint. View List ›

Donna Dickens 2 years ago 97 responses

Alec Baldwin And Olivia Wilde Recreate ‘Snow White’

The latest installment of Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream series, with Olivia Wilde as the Evil Queen and Alec Baldwin as the Magic Mirror. Imagine seeing that Alec Baldwin face peering through your window at night. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 98 responses

A Collection Of The Best Hipster Disney Memes

Ugh, hipster Disney memes are soooo mainstream now. I don’t know if I can even laugh at them ironically anymore! Pretty soon DreamWorks is going to slap on some Raybans and act all pretentious! Psssh, poseurs. View List ›

Ashley Baccam 2 years ago 298 responses

The Best Of Hipster Little Mermaid

The Hipster Ariel Meme has been floating around Tumblr recently. It’s like if Disney traded singing animals and magic for “underground music” and PBR. You have The Little Mermaid remastered on DVD? I still have it on VHS. View List ›

Ashley Baccam 2 years ago 425 responses

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children’s Cartoons on asylum.com ›

As children, we spent many Saturday mornings watching our favorite cartoons on the tube. These days, we may re-watch the same cartoons we watched a decade (or even two decades) ago and find some utterly horrifying-yet-hilarious sexual innuendos sprinkled throughout them.

Digg Top Links 2 years ago respond

The Little Mermaid Disease

Shiloh has sirenomelia, which means her legs were fused together before birth and she has no genitalia or uterus. It’s an incredibly rare disease, and it’s incredibly rare for someone with it to live this long, but Shiloh is rowdy, funny and sweet, and her surgeries have been successful. Now her parents are divided over whether to get her legs separated. Watch Video ›

Edith Zimmerman 4 years ago 6 responses