Movies That Have The Exact Same Plot If You Had To Describe It In One Sentence
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Being bad never looked so good.
ARIEL IS WEARING HER SKIN AS A DRESS. And they call humans barbaric.
Short answer: way too young to be getting married.
If Disney had stayed true to the source material, these movies would have been a whole lot darker. Here are some of the more gruesome plot points that got cut.
Someday my prince will come: Let’s hope he’s not one of the lame ones.
If Disney characters were real, they wouldn’t be singing in English. Here are 10 classic songs as they were meant to be heard — maybe.
This is what a real man looks like.
So, it’s a fact, every rap song sounds better mashed up with a Disney movie.
People love some good Ursula cosplay!
Because rendering Disney gold in three dimensions is far more profitable than new ideas. And these are just the four they’ve announced. I’m sure the dollar signs are lighting up their Scrooge McDuck eyes.
Wait, so is Ariel supposed to be Bumblebee? Or the love interest? BOTH! Bumblebee loves Sam more than his girlfriends ever did. (via b3ta.com) Watch Video ›
Because not everyone wants to wear cherries and geometric designs. It’s that time of year again, and I’m shocked and appalled that I can buy a themed bikini for the girl but not for me. Clothing manufactures Y U NO WANT MY MONEY? View List ›
Am I turned on or disturbed? Wait, haven’t we been here before? (Link NSFW) J. Scott Campbell returns to make us all uncomfortably attracted to ink and paint. View List ›
The latest installment of Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream series, with Olivia Wilde as the Evil Queen and Alec Baldwin as the Magic Mirror. Imagine seeing that Alec Baldwin face peering through your window at night. View List ›
Ugh, hipster Disney memes are soooo mainstream now. I don’t know if I can even laugh at them ironically anymore! Pretty soon DreamWorks is going to slap on some Raybans and act all pretentious! Psssh, poseurs. View List ›
The Hipster Ariel Meme has been floating around Tumblr recently. It’s like if Disney traded singing animals and magic for “underground music” and PBR. You have The Little Mermaid remastered on DVD? I still have it on VHS. View List ›
As children, we spent many Saturday mornings watching our favorite cartoons on the tube. These days, we may re-watch the same cartoons we watched a decade (or even two decades) ago and find some utterly horrifying-yet-hilarious sexual innuendos sprinkled throughout them.
Shiloh has sirenomelia, which means her legs were fused together before birth and she has no genitalia or uterus. It’s an incredibly rare disease, and it’s incredibly rare for someone with it to live this long, but Shiloh is rowdy, funny and sweet, and her surgeries have been successful. Now her parents are divided over whether to get her legs separated. Watch Video ›