Former Hills star, and emotionless wonder , Audrina Patridge proves the haters wrong with her extensive repertoire of subtle facial expressions. (via New York Magazine )

1. $100,000+ Cost of Heidi's plastic surgeries and aftercare

   

2. 2. $3 Million - Total investment in Heidi's music career

   

3. 3. $400,000 - Cost of hiring ex-marines as personal bodyguards

   

4. 4. $35,000 Monthly - Cost of the couple's "posh Malibu pad"

   

5. 5. $500,000 - Amount Spencer spent on gems

   

6. 6. $2 million - Back taxes currently owed by the couple

   

7. 7. Where are they now?

   

In a new PSA filmed for Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, Lauren Conrad sounds off about “Fashion F*ck-Ups” (FFUs) including men wearing jhorts and women in kitten heels (with the exception of Suri Cruise). Lauren's final message: There's no shame in changing your friends if it makes you look better. ( via )

Watch children who weren't born when Laguna Beach premiered bring your favorite Heidi Montag moments to life.

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1. Via Warming Glow

In the debut issue of Fantastic Man , Bret Easton Ellis calls The Hills “the greatest show that I have ever seen in my life.”

The Best Links:

1. Bret Easton Ellis Thinks The Hills Is “A Modern Masterpiece” via Gawker
2. Intellectualizing “The Hills”

According to Lauren Conrad of The Hills fame, Audrina “My Vacant Stare Pierces Your Soul” Patridge and Chris ” Dress Like This ” Pine are dating.

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The Hills girls all have their Golden archetypes.

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The electro-band Chromeo does a spoof on The Hills .

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New show on MTV re-edits Hills footage with a goofy guy in drag.

The Best Links:

1. MTV Press Release Has the Scoop on More, More, and More Hills Programming
2. “Actually Looks Funny”
3. Intellectualizing “The Hills” - Featured on BuzzFeed
4. Best Week Ever Has Exclusive Preview

The fashion designer and star of The Hills has signed a three-book deal with Harper Collins, where her first publication will be a semi-autobiographical novel called L.A. Candy due for release next summer.

The Best Links:

1. Working Title: “LA Candy”
2. Lauren Conrad Inks a Three-Book Deal…For Books She’s Going to Write…All By Herself

The P.R. maven — already known to fans of The Hills — is a burgeoning reality star.

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1. Cutrone’s Business — People’s Revolution
2. Kelly Cutrone in a “Hills” Spin-Off
3. “If you read only one thing today, let it be the Observer profile of Kelly Cutrone.”
4. Bullet-List Version of the Observer Piece
5. Observer Profile: “She boasts a what-the-fuck attitude that betrays punk-rockish roots.”

In the new Whitney Port Hills -spinoff, she supposedly pals around with do-nothing socialite blogger, Olivia Palermo.

The Best Links:

1. Olivia on MySpace (Wait, She’s Only 22???)
2. Olivia Palermo Photo Gallery
3. The Infamous Letter That Shot Olivia Palermo To Fame
4. Olivia Palermo Fan Site
5. The Observer Reports: Hills Spinoff Will NOT Include Olivia Palermo :(
6. Olivia Palermo MAY Appear on The New Whitney Port Reality Show
7. Catfight! Cindy Adams vs. Olivia Palermo
8. Whitney Port May Star In Spin-Off Fake Reality Series, Seeing Hanging Out with Olivia
9. Who the hell is “socialite” Olivia Palermo?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the notorious couple from The Hills , have announced the launch of their own social networking website Speidiweb .

The Best Links:

1. Connect To Your Assholes, And Your Assholes’ Assholes
2. Here’s the Official Site
3. 15 “Candid” Pics of Heidi and Spencer Vacationing in Mexico
4. The Site Is Down - Does That Mean Their Relationship Is, Too?
5. Heidi and Spencer Reveal All
6. A Website Where They Post All of Their Uber-posed “Candid Shots”

A quiz that displays o-faces and implores you to guess whether it’s a screen from the Hills or a porno.

The Best Links:

1. This Game Is Pretty Easy So Far, Although I Got Stumped on #4
2. Take the Quiz Here!

Audrina’s scummy ex-boyfriend from The Hills lands a modeling gig for men’s label, Orthodox.

The Best Links:

1. Doodle of Justin Bobby and Audrina from The Hills
2. ” the Return Or Thank God Because I Was Starting to Get Bored”
3. Psyhoanalyzing Justin Bobby: Did MTV Invent Justin Bobby? He Seems So…Real
4. Justin Bobby Mentioned in New York Times Blog
5. Justin Bobby, We Haven’t Forgotten About You
6. Justin Bobby Gets a Haircut! Or Is He Just Sporting a New Updo?
7. He’s Also Considered “The Poor Man’s Vincent Gallo”
8. Johnny Depp Wannabe Lands Ad Campaign

A new web series that re-enacts the Hills using old folks.

The Best Links:

1. Why “Over The Hills” Does Meta Right
2. Over The Hills Video Channel at Heavy.com
3. And then LC Comes Out in a WALKER!
4. “Much better acting than the actual show.”
5. The Elderly Might Care, if They Knew How to Use Computers