You guys wanna know what’s really old? McCain is! Watch this video, and let a jelly donut tell you why. It’s like a rap remix of Things Younger Than McCain except we learn about Cranky Gramps more eccentric elderly traits. For instance, did you know he’s so old he farts dust?
Sports Buzz An elderly home for retired priests and nuns in Australia has taken up the sport of fencing. This makes me wish more sports uniforms consisted of cardigans instead of jerseys. Check out the cute photos.
Cute old lady with a collection of YouTube videos where she lip syncs to songs. If you fetishize the elderly (who doesn’t??), you’ll love Sara Brattman.