10 Ways To Recover From A Food Coma
Never want to see food again, you say? Try this.
Never want to see food again, you say? Try this.
Instagram encouraged users to use the tag #WHPGratefulFor all weekend to identify those they were giving thanks to, and the answer is mostly “dogs, cats, and babies.” Add what you were most thankful for this weekend in the comments!
Everyone has one. Which one is yours?
Ah, the holidays. The time of year when you realize just how out of touch your grandparents really are. Old people are the best.
Let’s hope they were discussing a “Full House” reunion while eating turkey.
Black Friday can suck it. Hereby and henceforth proclaiming this day Leftover Friday.
It’s begun! While you were busy sleeping, enterprising Americans everywhere were getting good deals and not overthinking their life choices.
Racist grandmas, dads doing the “Gangnam Style” dance? It’s time for the annual airing of family grievances over Twitter.
They’re living the ’90s alternative American dream.
You should be playing with your food. These tweeters did.
Because they are the best.
These people literally have nothing to be thankful for.
Thanksgiving in the political Twittersphere.
They sang “Rock You” on a Gibson float and even if it was lip synced, it was still awesome. If you hate your family, be thankful for Jimmy Fallon.
The Seinfeld creator made a hilarious cartoon for Funny or Die based on his memories of Thanksgiving in Brooklyn with his family.
Be thankful that your Thanksgiving can’t be as bad as these.
Don’t know anything about football? No problem! Here are some helpful pointers to get you through the Thanksgiving stretch of games.
From the psychological benefits of giving thanks to a surprising use for Viagra, a few scientific lessons for the holiday.
Serving lots of turkey and also some cigarettes.
You might want to get started now.
As if you needed another reason to love him.
What your mashed potatoes say about you. For instance: How sexually frustrated you are.
We all have something to be grateful for, but it’s not gross food.
Need some gambling help? Why not turn to a turkey? (WARNING: If you consider this turkey’s opinion while actually making bets, you definitely have a gambling problem.)
Jokes about re-election.
“What religion is Thanksgiving?”
It’s amazing how social people get after a few drinks.
These are the brands you should turn to in a Thanksgiving Gravy Emergency.
It’s Thanksgiving, ya’ll. May we enjoy our holiday feasts as much as Paula Deen enjoys literally everything she eats.
Some potatoes come from the earth. Some potatoes come from a box. These are the second kind.