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Culture Buzz A rare encounter with a giant shark off the coast of Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina, captured on video. “We think it's two dolphins pretty far apart. Those two dolphins turned out to be one giant shark.”
Culture Buzz A group of Ring Tailed Lemurs eat from a Thanksgiving spread of fruit, green beans, and a turkey made of monkey chow at the San Francisco Zoo. By the looks of this lemur, there was real champagne in those glasses.
Food Buzz Pro Tip: If you're big enough to not sit at the kiddie table, buy Jumbo Sized olives. The little ones split on your fingers and make you feel old.
Culture Buzz While you're stuffing your face, some people are out there, rocking back and forth in a corner and holding themselves as they cry Thanksgiving tears. Holidays are the worst.
Culture Buzz Balloooooons!!! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Food Buzz Diabetes, I welcome you with open arms. Life doesn't get much better than eating a cake filled with pie. (via charlesphoenix.com)
Culture Buzz You're going to be tempted to engage on these subjects… Don't. It won't be worth it. You'll just end up hating your family even more than you already do.
Culture Buzz Y'know…because it's Thanksgiving. If you haven't done at least one of the following, you're lying. (via memegenerator.net)
Culture Buzz This year, be thankful that your Thanksgiving has never been this f*cked up.
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A proposal. Aren’t we ready for meta parade balloons?
http://theweek.com/article/slide/221767/the-macys-thanksg...
Turkey, smurkey…it's all about the balloons. Dating back to 1924, the annual event's storied past is highlighted by a rogue Cat in the Hat, helium shortages, and Golden Girl Betty White Before they start gobbling turkey, more than 50 million Americans are expected to tune into the 85th Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Thursday morning on NBC. Of course, that's in addition to the 3.5…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/anastasia-rubis/thanksgivin...
Only 30 shopping days left until Christmas. What better day to mock ourselves with First World problems and agree we have it good in the USA?
http://flavorwire.com/234710/a-topographical-map-of-thank...
File under: funny because it’s true. Feast your eyes on the Republic of Turkey and its adjacent Cranberry Sauce Bog.
Culture Buzz Pro Tip: Don't share this on Facebook if you are friends with your family on Facebook.
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Thanksgiving, as a holiday, presents quite a lot of comedic material. There are the potential cooking disasters and the awkward family moments.
Food Buzz Today's the real celebration: Happy National Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich Day! Been celebrating this holiday since the late '90s.
Culture Buzz Mmm… these baby turkeys are deliciously cute.
Culture Buzz Just because you're with your family doesn't mean that you should refrain from reading in-between the lines at the dinner table. Here's a helpful guide.
Just as accurate as you high school history books. Only with 1000% more awesome.
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
