“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
Three times you should never send a text: when you’re high, when you’re lonely, and when you’re Grandma.
Imagine getting this after dating a guy for seven weeks…
“Your dick looks like it’s disappointed that it lost the spelling bee in the 4th grade.” NSFW language.
“Hello I just called you and left you a voicemail. Are you alive.”
Here’s what “thanxxxxxxx” really means.
Sorry babe, I gotta Ishbail.
Let’s be honest with ourselves.
Heyyy, I think I’m getting sick! Probably won’t make it tonight.
Romance is alive and well.
Sister, sister. Never know how much you text her.
It’s DEFINITELY not because they don’t want to.
“Tube problems” = I’m probably hungover.
“Real texts from real exes.”
“I haven’t seen my girlfriend in a month. I don’t miss her.”
To recycle an ex, or not to recycle an ex — that is the question.
“Dad, what are you doing?” “Your mom”
People sending drunk texts are always so much fun to deal with.
At least you’re not alone.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy… But text me the f&$* back.
Based on this post by Lara Parker.
Hard knock-knock life.
“We still coming.”
Inspired by this post.
Saving the world and conversations. Well played SuperheroTexts.
And they say romance is dead.
“Who’s your provider? Besides me LOL.” Based on this post.