“They’re so just done with this.”
“They’re so just done with this.”
After all, not everyone wants to live happily ever after.
Facebook lags. Teenagers use the internet while studying, playing sports, and attending religious services.
You have got to see George Clooney’s new mustache.
Here’s a hint: It’s a single letter near the middle of the alphabet.
ICYMI, parental (and sometimes grand-parental) guides to all the cool acronyms teens use to text about rainbow parties and whip-its have become a business unto themselves. We’ve collected many of them here, lest any improbable phrasing go unabbreviated and any parent unwarned.
“These two figures are not communicating with one another.” From a 1906 issue of the humor magazine Punch.
Happy 20th birthday to the SMS! Let it be the last.
Plus: What to do about sycophantic Twitter followers.
A recent study shows kids are getting hurt while texting and walking. Don’t do this! Here are 9 other things to avoid when (and we know it’s a “when”) you text and walk.
How to access Twitter, Facebook, e-mail, and search when all you can do is text. Some last-minute digital storm prep.
Moms come in many varieties, but all of them want to make sure you’re prepared for the frankenstorm. Add your own mom texts in the comments!
I looked everywhere, and these might be the worst texting tips I’ve ever seen. DO NOT DO THESE THINGS.
Or, how to get arrested for buying meth in the dumbest way possible.
Coming to the Olympics in 2036.
Short answer: no. Long answer: no. Plus, how desperate do you look when you instantly respond to emails?
How to handle being friends with benefits and texting: If it’s not broken, don’t text it. Also, the polite way to internet stalk a crush.
There’s one simple rule: Don’t #FF anybody with more than 10,000 followers. Also, how should you deal with the aftermath of a horrible drunk text you sent?
There are a bajillion different ways you can talk to somebody. But which one is the best if you’re trying to set up a date? Or talk to your boss? Or…? Stop asking question and consult this flow chart.
In an era of texting and GChatting, I still love talking on the phone. This, I learned, makes me a rarity — especially for a 22-year-old.
It’s time for a unified communications app. Everyone’s close, but nobody’s done it yet. Here’s how smartphones should — and will — work.
If someone takes several hours responding to text messages, what does it mean? Plus, when to Gchat somebody (and when to, um, not).
We’ve all done the walk-and-text, an awkward dance that involves fiercely mashing your phone while looking up every so often to make sure you don’t collide with the nearest lamppost. But some unfortunate citizens never mastered this particular skill.
But she lived to tell the tale! …to the local Michigan news. The local Coast Guard was called to rescue her, which is all kinds of embarrassing, don’t you think? This is why you don’t walk and text, people!
Spend so much time on the internet that memes are entering your every day speech? There’s an app for that!
Mee-wow! On Reddit, frackyou writes, “So my little cousin posted on Facebook that he was bored and gave everyone his new phone number.” Maximum trolling ensued.
Alas, stopping to text with your back against the wall is only half the battle. Can we forcibly remove all slow people from the sidewalks also?
Ever wonder what kids are typing these days? All the latest slang uncovered here. Now, excuse me, I have a SBBQ to go to.
I’d say this is accurate.