Get ahead of the game!
I’m really happy for you. ::vomits::
I literally can’t even rn.
If texting is the 21st century’s most significant contribution to human literary achievement, moms and dads are the first great pioneers of this new art form. Behold some of the greatest works they have achieved so far.
Sometimes the safest sex is casual sexts
No one in the history of the universe has ever meant to say “ducking.” (via youtu.be)
♫ I can go the distance ♪
Health and safety initiative of the day.
“Is that a Hershey’s Kiss with eyes?”
“Dad, what are you doing?” “Your mom”
Dear Apple, please fix these before I buy the new iPhone.
Why it’s worth using your phone for the thing it was made to do.
A pole pierced Christina Jahnz’s thigh and buttocks after she started texting and crashed.
It has gone too far.
You’re a virgin who can’t drive. BRB texting that now.
Put your eggplant in my peach.
Sext is natural, sext is fun, sext is best when it’s one on one.
Poop emojis: Never not funny.
Perfect. (And SFW!)
“Is anyone getting service right now?” - You, at the beach.
Talk flirty to me.
“I thought you were AJ from the Backstreet Boys.”
“You’re always on your Dan.”
*inserts moon emoji*
Noah wrote Allie 365 letters, I think you can respond to my text.