Send This Text To Every Beyoncé Fan You Know
It will not fail to make their day. Especially if they are a single lady.
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25 Texts That Will Make You Appreciate Your Mom
The greatest gift any mother can give is texting you something ridiculous. Happy Mother’s Day!
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How Do I Correct My Friend’s Horrible Twitter Etiquette?
Without seeming like a troll. Also: dealing with friends who say “LOL” out loud, and erasing a bad internet date.
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The 12 Meanings Of LOL
Because it doesn’t really mean “laughing out loud” anymore.
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10 Activities That Are Now Less Popular Than Sexting
Sexting beats emailing, dieting, and even hooking up, according to Google Trends.
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CNN Pundits Decide The Obama Daughters Are “Bored”
“They’re so just done with this.”
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18 Ways To Avoid True Love
After all, not everyone wants to live happily ever after.
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YouTube Is Teens’ Top Social Network
Facebook lags. Teenagers use the internet while studying, playing sports, and attending religious services.
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Matt Damon, George Clooney, Bill Murray, And John Goodman’s Night Out
You have got to see George Clooney’s new mustache.
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The One Thing You Should Never Text Anyone Ever
Here’s a hint: It’s a single letter near the middle of the alphabet.
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How To Crack The Teen Texting Code Once And For All
ICYMI, parental (and sometimes grand-parental) guides to all the cool acronyms teens use to text about rainbow parties and whip-its have become a business unto themselves. We’ve collected many of them here, lest any improbable phrasing go unabbreviated and any parent unwarned.
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Hundred-Year-Old Magazine Predicted Exactly How Texting Would Ruin The World
“These two figures are not communicating with one another.” From a 1906 issue of the humor magazine Punch.
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You’d Be Surprised How Many People Don’t Know What Texting Is
SMH.
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Happy Birthday To Texting, The Worst Technology You Still Use Every Day
Happy 20th birthday to the SMS! Let it be the last.
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How Do I Deal With Inappropriate Texts From A Friend?
Plus: What to do about sycophantic Twitter followers.
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9 Most Dangerous Ways To Text
A recent study shows kids are getting hurt while texting and walking. Don’t do this! Here are 9 other things to avoid when (and we know it’s a “when”) you text and walk.
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How To Use The Internet When The Internet Is Gone
How to access Twitter, Facebook, e-mail, and search when all you can do is text. Some last-minute digital storm prep.
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Hurricane Sandy Texts From Your Mom
Moms come in many varieties, but all of them want to make sure you’re prepared for the frankenstorm. Add your own mom texts in the comments!
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12 Terrible Pieces Of Text Flirting Advice From The Internet
I looked everywhere, and these might be the worst texting tips I’ve ever seen. DO NOT DO THESE THINGS.
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The Worst Wrong-Number Text Ever
Or, how to get arrested for buying meth in the dumbest way possible.
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Meet Austin Wierschke, The Fastest Texter In The World
Coming to the Olympics in 2036.
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Can You Just Show Up Wherever You See Your Friends On Foursquare?
Short answer: no. Long answer: no. Plus, how desperate do you look when you instantly respond to emails?
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Texting Is Nature’s Most Dangerous Form Of Communication
How to handle being friends with benefits and texting: If it’s not broken, don’t text it. Also, the polite way to internet stalk a crush.
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How To Handle Twitter #FollowFridays With Dignity
There’s one simple rule: Don’t #FF anybody with more than 10,000 followers. Also, how should you deal with the aftermath of a horrible drunk text you sent?
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The Ultimate Guide To Talking To Any Human
There are a bajillion different ways you can talk to somebody. But which one is the best if you’re trying to set up a date? Or talk to your boss? Or…? Stop asking question and consult this flow chart.
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Call Me Maybe: Let’s Bring Back The Phone Call
In an era of texting and GChatting, I still love talking on the phone. This, I learned, makes me a rarity — especially for a 22-year-old.
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How To Fix Phone Calls
It’s time for a unified communications app. Everyone’s close, but nobody’s done it yet. Here’s how smartphones should — and will — work.
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When Should I Give Up Texting A Person I Like-Like?
If someone takes several hours responding to text messages, what does it mean? Plus, when to Gchat somebody (and when to, um, not).
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6 Embarrassing Walking-While-Texting Fails on theweek.com ›
We’ve all done the walk-and-text, an awkward dance that involves fiercely mashing your phone while looking up every so often to make sure you don’t collide with the nearest lamppost. But some unfortunate citizens never mastered this particular skill.
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Lady Walks-And-Texts Her Way Off Of A Pier
But she lived to tell the tale! …to the local Michigan news. The local Coast Guard was called to rescue her, which is all kinds of embarrassing, don’t you think? This is why you don’t walk and text, people!
