Movie Buzz Their false reign as cuddly bears has come to an end. Do not be deceived by their claim to family friendly entertainment and increased toy sales!
Culture Buzz The joy! The terror! The photoshopped teeth! (via reddit.com)
Culture Buzz Meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow—OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE. And a Merry Meowmas to you! (via viralviralvideos.com)
Celebrity Buzz Some people are naturally photogenic, and some people are Courtney Stodden. Here's a comprehensive list of celebrities who were photographed making pretty horrifying faces in 2011. Just, what?
Culture Buzz I don't know if he's double jointed or jammed his hand in a door for a week in order to acquire this skill, but either way, he should be a hand stunt double for horror films.
Celebrity Buzz She's copped to a few weird ones, but we suspect there are more. (via nydailynews.com)
Sometimes I have terrible nightmares about Jennifer Lopez. We all do. This is what they look like. Why is your face so terrifying, J-Lo?!
Jackie Evancho is this week's “Next Susan Boyle,” except she is terrifying. This is what it looks like when a ventriloquist dummy comes to life.
The most terrifying tapir you will ever see. Honestly, I'm scared. Stick your hand in his cage, I dare you.
This desert spider turns its eight legs into crazy spokes when it wants to move fast downhill. So what if this video's in German, a language you don't speak. The spider can do HANDSPRINGS. Also insane is the guy allowing the spider to crawl up on his hand. There's a lot to unpack here.
From the floor emerges the hand of a raccoon, wildly pilfering for kibble and easily giving us a lifetime's worth of nightmares. Do not be fooled by the video's title. This is not funny at all. RACCOON HANDS WILL HAUNT YOU. (via Stephen)
This potentially X-rated photo was actually published by the AP Monday night, after they caught Milwaukee Brewer first basemen Prince Fielder getting doused with some celebratory Champagne. No further commentary for me. That is all.