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A Sexy Fireman And A Cute Kitten Show You How To Make The Perfect Margarita
Food Buzz Sauza Tequila just wanted to share this great recipe for margaritas. The shirtless fireman and kitten are purely coincidental.
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A Chihuahua Dressed As A Donkey
Culture Buzz Did you ever think you’d lead a virtuous enough life to be rewarded with such riches? Nor I.
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ManBaby Food: Tequila Sweatpants
Food Buzz This was a bad idea. Inspired by Slate's Baby Food For Grown-Ups, here now is the culinary miscarriage known as ManBaby Food. We throw a bunch of food and booze into a blender and see what happens. What happens is gross stuff. In this installment of ManBaby Food, we try the nauseating recipe known as Tequila Sweatpants.
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The Greatest Mexican Restaurant Name
Well played, restaurant owner. But did you have to use comic serif?
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Video: Jon Stewart Injures Himself During Anthony Weiner Skit
In a segment devoted to skewering himself over lax coverage of Anthony Weiner on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart took “skewering himself” a bit too literally. Stewart cut his hand on broken glass, but knowing that the penis puns must go on, he bandaged up and finished the show. It's amazing this sort of margarita injury doesn't happen every day on Kathie Lee and Hoda.
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Alcohol Based On Classic Literature
Food Buzz Books you were supposed to read in high school, now with more booze and less, like, learning stuff. If you have your own, submit them over at my Tumblr ask page.
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125 Drunk Babies
Culture Buzz No, they're not actually drunk. What do you think this is, Applebee's? Ha, ha! I tease the Applebee's out of love for their tendency to serve alcohol to toddlers. Also, Olive Garden. No, these kids just have parents who (rightfully) think it's funny to pose them with booze.
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Video: Justin Timberlake’s Tequila Commercial
Here is a nonsensical and poorly-lit commercial for Justin Timberlake's tequila, directed (and written, surely) by Justin Timberlake. You know what's better than a million dollars? A billion dollars and a lamp.
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Video: Kathie Lee and Hoda Do Shots
What morning shows need to be: Kathie Lee and Hoda take shots of kosher tequila — complete with lime and salt chaser. Sure the hook might be somewhat Passover related, but it's certainly not unusual for these ladies to be drinking before noon.
