A fantastic and informative video from 1994 teaching you how to “Master the Internet.” Did you know that you can use the internet for “chatting with men….about football?”

The new hotness in domains is .tel — your simple, lightweight contact info domain. It's like a profile page, only more expensive.

The Best Links:

1. TechCrunch Sez “.Tel, Boo!”
2. Telnic | the home of .tel
3. .tel Simulator
4. .tel Is the New Hotness

Another step towards video chat ubiquity?

The Best Links:

1. Gmail Adds Voice and Video Chat
2. The Requisite, Cornball Intro Video to Gmail Video Chat

Baby’s First Internet is a nursery rhyme that explains all the ridiculousness of the web.

The Best Links:

1. ‘Baby’s First Internet’: Just Add Bacon
2. Baby’s First Internet a Cautionary Tale
3. Baby’s First Internet

The AP wants bloggers to pay licensing fees to quote from their stories.

The Best Links:

1. Jarvis Gets Mad: “FU AP”
2. Oooh - TechCrunch Bans the AP!
3. It Just Keeps Getting Better!
4. Cracking Down or “Setting Guidelines”
5. The Associated Press Content Service — Web Use Payment Chart, Starting at $12.50 for 5-25 Words
6. How Far Will the AP Take This?
7. From Foolish to Craven
8. The J-Walk Blog: Pay By The Word

The first official convention celebrating Internet memes will take place at Harvard University, where hundreds of web nerds will actually hear each other LOL.

The Best Links:

1. David Weinberger’s Keynote Address At ROFLcon
2. CNN Discovers Internet Famous At ROFLcon
3. “ROFLCon is Like the Apocalypse, the Last Episode of M*A*S*H and the Stupidest Thing You Can Think of All Rolled Into One Amazing Package of Internet Memes”
4. At ROFLcon, “The Internet Will Come Alive”
5. LIVE At ROFLcon: Leslie Hall!
6. LIVE At ROFLcon: LOLcats!
7. LIVE At ROFLcon: XKCD!
8. LIVE At ROFLcon: Tron Guy!
9. LIVE At ROFLcon: Dinosaur Comics!
10. Gearing Up for a Weekend of Nerddom
11. Jason Scott Will Be Delivering a Speech Titled “Before The LOL”
12. The Official ROFLcon Shirt, Available - Where Else? - At ROFLcon
13. Anil Dash Is Going (And Thinks You Should, Too)
14. ROFLCon: The Official Site
15. ROFLCon, A Gathing of Popluar Internet Memes | Laughing Squid