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Culture Buzz You don't have to be an adult in this country to know that there's something wrong with Rick Perry. (via boingboing.net)
Ever wonder what kids are typing these days? All the latest slang uncovered here. Now, excuse me, I have a SBBQ to go to.
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The latest rage in the quest to get wasted before turning 21. Just because it was a joke on “30 Rock” doesn't make it a good idea, kids.
Culture Buzz Moms are always all, “you should go to sleep at night” and I'm all like, “YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” Thankfully, Openbook makes public Facebook status updates easily searchable.
The most shocking thing about kids these days?They don’t care about TV.
Teenagers is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Teenagers.
Culture Buzz This is what happens when you buy “pot” from the mall.
Keenan returns! With the first hints of (song-appropriate acne.) Our lip-syncing baby is growing up!
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DC Police say at 12:53 p.m. they received a call to assist Metro Transit Police with what appeared to be a gang fight of teenagers on the Metro platform at Union Station. DC Fire and EMS report one teenage male has been transported with serious and life threatening injuries from an assault.
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I think the key part of this story is that it's his third day without cigarettes…
Not that Taylor Lautner isn't supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading “Is he legal yet???” scrawled across a teenager's abs. We can see the porn title already: Vampires, Werewolves, and Cougars, Oh My!
Cute, skinny, teenaged Seth Rogen tells a lot of Jewish jokes. There is actually a pretty amusing Cain/Abel constipation joke in there.
Culture Buzz Producers likely inspired by the jaw-dropping profit of High School Musical are debuting in this new musical led by a cast comprised exclusively of teenagers. Written about a New York-bred kid whose family picks up and moves to Indiana, the bar mitzvah boy (yes, seriously) has to deal with adjusting to life in a brand new school. And with the website touting players based on stock characters like “gossip,” “jock,” “beauty,” and “wannabe,” parents in the audience can expect to be involuntarily overcome with memories of acne, bad fashion, and awkward dating rituals.
TV Buzz The MTV show — which has suffered increasingly sagging ratings — will end its 10-year-run in November, when it will air a two-hour special on a Saturday afternoon. Now where will screaming teenage girls catch a glimpse of The Jonas Brothers? Oh, right — everywhere.
The New York Times reports that Chinese gymnasts may be under the legal age of 16. In the words of former champion Mary Lou Retton: “The girls are so little, so young…They said she was 16, but I don’t know.” And check out the photo selection from the perverts at the New York Times!
“All The Way Around”, the first single off Ali Lohan’s upcoming album, has been released online. The 14-year-old sister of Lindsay Lohan describes her sound as “hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.” So lets recap: Ali has a single out, Lindsay has a single out, and the family has their own reality show. Big summer for the Lohans, I guess! Dina must be stoked.
Culture Buzz What’s up with all the babies making babies? While some blame President Bush’s insistent promotion of abstinence (or its medical term “Genitalia Imaginaris”), others think that old sleeper hit Juno is to blame. Between Jamie Lynn Spears, the Gloucester girls, and The Baby Borrowers, don’t be surprised if our next President gives an official government job to [my favorite] creepy baby photog Anne Geddes.
Contestant in the 2008 National Spelling Bee mistakes “numnah” for “numbnut.” I watch the spelling bee precisely for endearingly awkward adolescent moments such as this one.
Culture Buzz Chilean youth calling themselves “pokemones” are rebelling against their parents by having public sex orgies. Gotta catch ‘em all! STD’s that is….
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