TV Buzz The Gossip Girl threesome was incredibly boring, as far as highly anticipated PG-13 sexual encounters on network television go. Here are some memories to make up for it. (Cue Paula Cole.)
TV Buzz Whoa, one of my fave movies from the '90s is being reincarnated into a coming-of-age television show. Even if this was as bad as the Clueless television remake, I'd probably still watch it. But the Adam Brody lookalike makes me think this might exceed my expectations.
TV Buzz A new TV drama about a group of misfits in a high school glee club that features burst-into-song musical numbers. This might be the gay version of Freaks and Geeks we've all been waiting for! But in all seriousness, this show is getting positive first reviews despite its cringeworthy premise. Debuts May 19th.
Miley Cyrus's model boyfriend shows up on the cover of Electric Youth! - a homoerotic version of Bop and Tiger Beat - looking like a barely-clothed, uncomfortably vulnerable French farmhand circa 1985. “I would like to be famous one day,” reads the quote on the cover of the magazine, proving that anything can happen when your standard of fame means living in the same house as Billy Ray Cyrus.
TV Buzz A new online show featuring Jessica Rose, aka LonelyGirl15, is about a sorority with a heart of darkness. This looks catty and evil, exactly the way all teen dramas should be. Brought to you by McG, who brought you the OC (never forget!).