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Teddy Bears Aren't Real
Logic dictates that stuffed animals are not alive. Logic can sod off. Look at those sad eyes.
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Teddy Bear The Porcupine Wishes You A Merry Christmas
Culture Buzz Teddy Bear, the adorable talking porcupine, is here to wish you happy holidays! Also, he still doesn't want to share anything with you.
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Porcupine Loves Pumpkin Still Doesn't Want To Share
Culture Buzz Teddy Bear the Porcupine is still an adorable jerk. And we love it! Keep hoarding your food, Teddy Bear! Watch the first video here.
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What Teddy Bears Really Do For You
Culture Buzz Few people would want to admit keeping a teddy bear with them at night, but I've got a strong feeling this is the reason why they do it.
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Video: Misery Bear: The Teddynator
Everyone's favorite morose teddy bear tries to make friends. Spoiler: it doesn't end well. (via bbc.co.uk)
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Russian Man Stole 26 Corpses And Dressed Them Up As Dolls
Culture Buzz These Russian corpses are really Putin on the Ritz. (I'm so sorry.) Anatoly Moskvina robbed the graves of over two dozen women and then played dress up with their bodies in his cramped three bedroom apartment. The most horrifying episode of Hoarders ever.
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Not Your Typical Teddy Bear
This may be the bravest little girl in the world. (Photo by Sarolta Ban)
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Video: Misery Bear Goes To Work
The latest miserable adventure of a morose teddy bear. It's the Interpol that really elevates this from depressing to suicidal.
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Image: The Most Adorable Blood Bag
A design concept for a blood bag shaped like a teddy bear, meant to comfort children in the hospital, that's not terrifying at all. Using the logic of a child, wouldn't draining the blood out of a teddy bear kill it?
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Image: Teddy Bear with Handcrafted Vagina
ATTENTION FURRIES!! This plush teddy bear with an oversized handcrafted vagina is being sold on Etsy.com for only $35. Regretsy is my new favorite blog.
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Image: Placenta Teddy Bear
Some eat it, some plant it, and some turn their post-birth placenta into a cuddly teddy bear. We weren't planning on making babies anytime soon, but consider us open to possibilities.
