31 Signs You’ve Been A Teacher Too Long
Spit out your gum, please. Inside voices. IS THAT A CELL PHONE I SEE?!
Spit out your gum, please. Inside voices. IS THAT A CELL PHONE I SEE?!
Man’s best friend is also man’s best teacher.
After an awkward moment in class one teacher went the extra mile to make Colban Clark, a transgender art student, feel comfortable. This teacher deserves all the awards.
There’s a type for all of your higher education tastes!
“If people choose not to be comfortable with your honesty - their loss my friend - their loss,” she wrote.
Forgot your times tables? RDJ is here to help. (via vulture.com)
Kids these days.
Are you ready for some next-level shit? A teacher at Mount Juliet High School in Tennessee resigned this week, and at least 10 students were given out-of-school suspensions for playing a game called “Take It Like A Man.”
Not only did Biola University Professor, Matthew Weathers, perform this neat trick in his class, but he also didn’t teach any actual math during the lesson. Which ultimately makes him the BEST math teacher.
Bullying has become a serious epidemic in schools around American, but it’s hard to imagine that the bullying comes from a teacher. In this unfortunate case, however, Julio Artuz who attends Bankbridge Regional School in Gloucester County, New Jersey, was the victim of teacher-student harassment. The teacher, who remains anonymous, claims it’s just his way of “motivating” his students. You can read the whole story at nbcphiladelphia.
This pretty much sums up what’s wrong with the education system! View Image ›
Or statutory rape. You say potato. Oh, hey, it won a prestigious advertising award. The judges who saw this apparently popped some Sportage in their pants. Blech. (via copyranter.blogspot.com) View List ›
FCKH8 launches a campaign aimed at derailing legislation in Tennessee that would make it illegal to talk about homosexuality in the classroom. A little girl in pigtails saying “fuck” in order to affect social change. Where do I sign? Oh…I sign here and here and here. Watch Video ›
Another installment in Droll, Understated Police Report Theater. Harlan Porter was arrested in Morrow, Georgia for public indecency after he stripped naked and roamed the halls of B.C. Haynie Elementary School. Porter was a teacher who had recently been informed he was going to lose his job. There were fortunately no children in the school at the time. We’ll let the police report describe the scene upon the arrival of the arresting officer. View List ›
I don’t know why the teacher was so upset. This shows ingenuity and gumption. Plus, it’s entirely recyclable. Laziness saves the planet yet again. View Image ›
This is old-school teaching. Sometimes it works better. Watch Video ›
Something to consider: Teachers should know how to read and write. Just saying. View Image ›
A teacher who died after being stabbed at John Tyler High School in Tyler has been identified by a relative as Todd R. Henry. Jody Henry told the Associated Press that his 50-year-old brother, who was attacked Wednesday morning, was an “accomplished and respected guitarist.” Todd Henry was a music therapist who worked with special needs students.
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