Sorry, I only drink Ashley Chai.
Milk, two sugars and a spoonful of industrial relations reform.
In the name of the Father, Son, and Sweet Tea, amen.
No more Saturday night fevers.
You caffeine junkies won’t understand, but some people just don’t like coffee.
Hot leaf water = the best thing in the universe.
Trying to queue for a latte while not making it obvious that you are only in Waitrose to queue for a latte.
Because it’s tea o’clock somewhere. (And there is no better way to express your tea love than by inking it on your body.)
Oh, the polite agony of it all. Adapted from @SoVeryBritish.
T̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶r̶i̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶E̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶.
If you put milk in before taking the tea bag out you are a monster. FACT.
How do you like your eggs?
Welcome to the culinary school of hard knocks.
Because drinking tea is not enough.
Must drink and chew at the same time.
Because it’s always 4 o’clock somewhere!
There are lots of different ways to make a cup of tea. Over the years I’ve had my fair share of cuppas and personally think that I can make a perfect cup of tea. I want to share my secret with you at absolutely no cost.
Where should your taste buds actually live?
Because we aren’t into overpriced coffee shops either.
Essentially, this is a guide to not offending a British person.
With so many things to hate, it’s a wonder we get anything done.