Trying to queue for a latte while not making it obvious that you are only in Waitrose to queue for a latte.
Because it’s tea o’clock somewhere. (And there is no better way to express your tea love than by inking it on your body.)
Oh, the polite agony of it all. Adapted from @SoVeryBritish.
T̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶r̶i̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶E̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶.
If you put milk in before taking the tea bag out you are a monster. FACT.
How do you like your eggs?
Welcome to the culinary school of hard knocks.
Because drinking tea is not enough.
Must drink and chew at the same time.
Because it’s always 4 o’clock somewhere!
There are lots of different ways to make a cup of tea. Over the years I’ve had my fair share of cuppas and personally think that I can make a perfect cup of tea. I want to share my secret with you at absolutely no cost.
Where should your taste buds actually live?
Because we aren’t into overpriced coffee shops either.
Essentially, this is a guide to not offending a British person.
With so many things to hate, it’s a wonder we get anything done.
For nights when you need a simultaneous pick-me-up, a cool-me-down, and a chill-me-out.
The birth of the royal baby is a serious historic event. Please, don’t let that stop you from recognizing it as an opportunity to make booze-filled cupcakes.
Coffee is just brown bean-water. Brown bean-water that makes you poop.
If your four-wheel is bogged in the mud you might spit the dummy. The Rubens gave us a quick lesson on Australian colloquialisms. It’s fair dinkum.
It’s a non-negotiable statement of fact, but let’s talk about it anyway.
There’s style, and then there’s style.
It’s made of brewable tea!
It’s basically impossible to screw up Mother’s Day breakfast in bed. You could bring her a cold Pop-Tart and she’d STILL love it.