I knew he would leave me. [Editor's Note: This short online chat with a stranger is a heartbreaking reminder of humans' inability to communicate across the boundaries of a common language. It's also another very funny entry into our Random Conversation Contest. You can view all the entries as a slideshow.]
http://www.buzzfeed.com/contests/best-random-conversation
New contest! Have a random conversation with a stranger on Omegle, then post a screenshot of the result as your entry. Funny conversations get gold stars and featured on the front page, so late entries will still have a good chance of winning. The funniest conversation posted by Monday night is the winner!
Omegle (the site where you can have random conversations with strangers) is off to a great start. I'm really glad these people found each other.