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Raccoon Has Good Table Manners
This little guy has better posture than I do. My attention can't help but to drift to the classy words spelled out with magnets on the fridge. (via tastefullyoffensive.com)
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John Travolta Requests Reservation At KFC, Is Denied
Celebrity Buzz John Travolta phoned up a KFC in England and asked to reserve a table. Here is an awesome quote from the employee who turned him down. Why is John Travolta eating at KFC? What kind of human being calls to reserve a table at KFC? Why does England have KFC? I don't care. This anonymous employee is now a folk hero who is a much better spokesperson for the 99% than Occupy Wall Street.
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Video: How Not To Plank
BuzzFeed was graciously invited to cover the 2011 Webbys. After this incident during the live backstage coverage, we may not be invited back. Wait for my planking fail. I crash the party. Literally, you guys. Literally. I had more success with Norah Jones.
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Cats Hiding In Pool Tables
Culture Buzz Hairball in the corner pocket! Shut up. You were thinking it, too. Don't think you're above terrible puns. Also, scratch on the cute ball. Shut up.
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Video: Chair-Throwing Brawl At Denny’s
Another week, another mortifying display of revolting table manners at an all night diner. We need to develop a drinking game for these brawl videos. Every time someone yells “Youtube that sh*t,” take a drink; every time a skirt is hiked up and women are brawling in their panties, take a drink; etc., lose faith in humanity, etc.
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Image: Put Together My IKEA Table…
Wait, so you get a fully assembled IKEA table and you get to masturbate? Sounds like a win-win for you, but what do I get out of this?
