“I’m not always there when you call, but I’m always on time.” Well ahead of time actually.
This is not a drill. Or a joke.
It’s server not servant.
Tout s’explique. H/T Bustle.
At least they started out pretty graceful…
Look, the “getting furniture” part of adulthood is hard, OK?
Once you see it…
This little guy has better posture than I do. My attention can’t help but to drift to the classy words spelled out with magnets on the fridge. (via tastefullyoffensive.com)
John Travolta phoned up a KFC in England and asked to reserve a table. Here is an awesome quote from the employee who turned him down. Why is John Travolta eating at KFC? What kind of human being calls to reserve a table at KFC? Why does England have KFC? I don’t care. This anonymous employee is now a folk hero who is a much better spokesperson for the 99% than Occupy Wall Street.
BuzzFeed was graciously invited to cover the 2011 Webbys. After this incident during the live backstage coverage, we may not be invited back. Wait for my planking fail. I crash the party. Literally, you guys. Literally. I had more success with Norah Jones. Watch Video ›
Hairball in the corner pocket! Shut up. You were thinking it, too. Don’t think you’re above terrible puns. Also, scratch on the cute ball. Shut up. View List ›
Another week, another mortifying display of revolting table manners at an all night diner. We need to develop a drinking game for these brawl videos. Every time someone yells “Youtube that sh*t,” take a drink; every time a skirt is hiked up and women are brawling in their panties, take a drink; etc., lose faith in humanity, etc. Watch Video ›