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<title>The Sneezer Scale: A Richter Scale For Your Face</title>
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    <p>Just like the Richter scale measures earthquakes, the Sneezer scale measures face-quakes. Check out the 7 definitive sneeze-styles and what they say about you.</p><ol class="top-list"> 	  <li class="track num1"> 	  <h3> The Stifler</h3> 		            <div class="">       <iframe width="425" height="344" src="http://www.buzzfed.com/embed/_script?tag=%3cobject%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22movie%22%20value%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fCzVtGNJaSsU%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowFullScreen%22%20value%3d%22true%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowscriptaccess%22%20value%3d%22always%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cembed%20src%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fCzVtGNJaSsU%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%20type%3d%22application%2fx%2dshockwave%2dflash%22%20allowfullscreen%3d%22true%22%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3c%2fembed%3e%3c%2fobject%3e"></iframe>       </div>      		<p><b>TRANSLATION:</b> A sympathetic perfectionist.</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">2.</span> The Twee-Sneeze</h3> 		            <div class="">       <iframe width="425" height="344" src="http://www.buzzfed.com/embed/_script?tag=%3cobject%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22movie%22%20value%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fUwSloAoWFVc%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowFullScreen%22%20value%3d%22true%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowscriptaccess%22%20value%3d%22always%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cembed%20src%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fUwSloAoWFVc%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%20type%3d%22application%2fx%2dshockwave%2dflash%22%20allowfullscreen%3d%22true%22%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3c%2fembed%3e%3c%2fobject%3e"></iframe>       </div>      		<p><b>TRANSLATION:</b> A dreamer prone to feeling insecure and restless.</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">3.</span> The Sneezegasm</h3> 		            <div class="">       <iframe 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src="http://www.buzzfed.com/embed/_script?tag=%3cobject%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22movie%22%20value%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fXUSAkAgGnco%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowFullScreen%22%20value%3d%22true%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowscriptaccess%22%20value%3d%22always%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cembed%20src%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fXUSAkAgGnco%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%20type%3d%22application%2fx%2dshockwave%2dflash%22%20allowfullscreen%3d%22true%22%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3c%2fembed%3e%3c%2fobject%3e"></iframe>       </div>      		<p><b>TRANSLATION:</b> Egocentric, yet more sensitive than the exterior suggests.</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">5.</span> The Squeaker Sneeze (Dude Version)</h3> 		            <div class="">       <iframe width="425" height="344" src="http://www.buzzfed.com/embed/_script?tag=%3cobject%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22movie%22%20value%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fe9%5fE3bZB1a0%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowFullScreen%22%20value%3d%22true%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowscriptaccess%22%20value%3d%22always%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cembed%20src%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fe9%5fE3bZB1a0%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%20type%3d%22application%2fx%2dshockwave%2dflash%22%20allowfullscreen%3d%22true%22%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3c%2fembed%3e%3c%2fobject%3e"></iframe>       </div>      		<p><b>TRANLSATION:</b> Vain, gossipy, wasteful with money.</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">6.</span> The Tommy Gun</h3> 		            <div class="">       <iframe width="425" height="344" src="http://www.buzzfed.com/embed/_script?tag=%3cobject%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22movie%22%20value%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fRh7DtWjfJwQ%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowFullScreen%22%20value%3d%22true%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cparam%20name%3d%22allowscriptaccess%22%20value%3d%22always%22%3e%3c%2fparam%3e%3cembed%20src%3d%22http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eyoutube%2ecom%2fv%2fRh7DtWjfJwQ%26hl%3den%26fs%3d1%26%22%20type%3d%22application%2fx%2dshockwave%2dflash%22%20allowfullscreen%3d%22true%22%20width%3d%22425%22%20height%3d%22344%22%3e%3c%2fembed%3e%3c%2fobject%3e"></iframe>       </div>      		<p><b>TRANSLATION:</b> Pragmatic, stubborn, single-minded, and quick-tempered.</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">7.</span> The Snotsplosion</h3> 		            <div class="">       <iframe width="560" height="340" 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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:13:35 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>5 Weirdest Cold Remedies</title>
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    <p>These freaky folk remedies will make you think twice before your next sneezefest.</p><ol class="top-list"> 	  <li class="track num1"> 	  <h3> Curing a Sinus Headache With Electric Eels</h3> 		 			<img src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2009/11/9/12/enhanced-buzz-25445-1257788252-131.jpg" width="249" height="253" /> 		      		<p>The ancient Greeks believed that an aching head could be cured with a shock from an electric eel. Greek Theater=1, Greek Medicine=0.</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">2.</span> Cure A Fever With The Ol&#39; Onion Foot</h3> 		 			<img src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2009/11/9/12/enhanced-buzz-25453-1257788915-152.jpg" width="300" height="300" /> 		      		<p>In Canada and the US, some believe that placing onions on a child&#39;s feet will draw a fever out of the body.</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">3.</span> Curing Cold Sores With Ear Wax</h3> 		 			<img src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2009/11/9/12/enhanced-buzz-25452-1257788285-146.jpg" width="512" height="768" /> 		      		<p>Some North Americans believe that cold sores can be cured by applying your own ear wax to them. Don&#39;t limit your rep to the herpes kid, you can now be gross ear wax mouth guy too!</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">4.</span> Cure a Cough By Greasing Up Your Feet</h3> 		 			<img src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2009/11/9/12/enhanced-buzz-28096-1257788802-24.jpg" width="300" height="307" /> 		      		<p>Another bizarre North American folk cure for a cough involves greasing up your feet in Vick&#39;s Vapo Rub then throwing on a pair of thick socks. Of course, Vicks does not endorse this method.</p>   </li> 	  <li class="track"> 	  <h3><span class="num">5.</span> Cure Malaria and Arachnophobia In One Go</h3> 		 			<img src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2009/11/9/13/enhanced-buzz-25447-1257789641-170.jpg" width="350" height="350" /> 		      		<p>In the UK, tablets of compressed spider&#39;s webs were used to cure Malaria. In some cases, patients were told to eat the actual spider while it was alive!</p>   </li>  </ol> 









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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:20:18 -0500</pubDate>
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    <p>The scariest thing you&#39;ll see this Halloween&#8230;</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:30:40 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>He&#x27;s Behind You, He&#x27;s Got Swine Flu</title>
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    <p>Mike Skinner (aka The Streets) has penned a song about swine flu and made a video scrapped together from zombie movies to go along with it.</p>

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<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:19:22 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>Because of one case of swine flu, more than 300 guests are quarantined in the Metropark Hotel in Hong Kong.</p>

  	
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  		  		<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj4RVfzGoeo">VIDEO: YouTube dispatches from a trapped Brit (&#8220;the computer keeps me sane&#8221;)</a></li>
  		  		<li><a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/hotelcheckin/post/2009/05/66342155/1">Calvin Klein undies and chocolates for your troubles</a></li>
  		  		<li><a href="http://blogs.news.sky.com/eyewitnessblog/Post:e0900dd2-04bd-4a71-9b48-98d53c621402">Briton Leslie Carr Tells Of Hotel Hell</a></li>
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  		  		<li><a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/chinajournal/2009/05/05/dispatches-from-the-metropark-hotel-let-it-be/">A dispatch from one trapped &#8220;guest&#8221;</a></li>
  		  		<li><a href="http://uk.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUKTRE5441YP20090505">Life under microscope at quarantined Hong Kong hotel</a></li>
  		  		<li><a href="http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=125&art_id=vn20090505131411295C630032">South African couple homesick in Hong Kong</a></li>
  		  		<li><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124146366972584313.html#mod=todays_us_page_one">A Room With a Flu: Dispatches From a Hong Kong Hotel </a></li>
  		
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 12:11:47 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>As a public service to everyone who loves swine flu but doesn&#39;t know how to get in on the action, we&#39;re providing these beautiful virtual swine flu masks!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 15:23:05 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>If you&#39;re wondering how the Swine Flu Pandemic of 2009 has changed the face of history, then look no further than this handy diagram.</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:21:45 -0400</pubDate>
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  		  		<li><a href="http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N23355101.htm">Seven People in U.S. Hit by Strange New Swine Flu</a></li>
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