I miss winter.
I miss winter.
Because you deserve a suit that actually fits.
The hip bone’s connected to the … wait, what?
Go beyond a bikini this time around and dress like a true queen.
Swimsuits, sadly, are kind of over-priced these days. Turn your traditional one-piece into one of these on-trend swimsuits for practically no money.
It’s high-floating, not very badass, and surprisingly hard to defend against.
The gorgeous Alyssa Miller explains the strange techniques for applying a paint-on swimsuit. Like dry shaving and “pussy flaps.”
She’s much more than just a swimsuit model.
Welcome back C.J. Parker! She donned the classic red suit while filming a commercial in Rio.
Just as unwearable as you’d expect. But Lady Gaga would have loved these! [Editor’s note: Anger bonus! Vintage misogyny directed at Dali’s flat-chested models.]
Jenna Talackova, born a man and nearly disqualified from the pageant, dominated the swimsuit and evening gown portions of the Miss Universe Canada competition. The winner will be crowned on Saturday night.
Digging her spiky ‘do. She dropped a significant amount of weight for Les Miserables but in Hollywood, that just makes her hotter, right?
That’s quite the resume. Simone Farrow (aka Simone Starr), former Penthouse Pet and Ed Hardy swimsuit model, was arrested in Australia this past weekend after being a fugitive from the law for nearly three years. Farrow is accused of being the ringleader of an international drug racket, mailing high-grade crystal meth — hidden in bath salts — around the world.
Because not everyone wants to wear cherries and geometric designs. It’s that time of year again, and I’m shocked and appalled that I can buy a themed bikini for the girl but not for me. Clothing manufactures Y U NO WANT MY MONEY? View List ›
Jennifer Lawrence, Academy Award-nominated actress from “Winter’s Bone” and the upcoming “X-Men: First Class,” is frequently photographed wearing very few clothes. Here are some of those photos. Plus a few where she just looks amazing. If she’s not already, she will soon be your new nerd crush. Don’t fight it. You might sprain something. View List ›
Drum roll, please.
They are the new fantasy fodder for teenage boys everywhere.
Here are a bunch of photos explaining why.
So you can stare at luscious twits.
An important, historical archive. With boobs.