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Celebrity Buzz I'm just going to leave this here and not make any references to anything. Not even thetans? Not even thetans.
Celebrity Buzz What a jet-setting, 5-year-old bon vivant. Mark my words…she will grow up to be President of Earth. More at Celebuzz.
Katie Holmes is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Katie Holmes.
http://www.hollybaby.com/2011/03/16/suri-cruise-penis-gum... ![[link]](http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/images/public/icons/external-link2.png){kind=icon}
And now they're flying off shelves.
http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/17/suri-cruise-penis-candy/
The apple doesn't fall far from the tiny, closeted tree.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/suri-cruise-will-cut-you-03...
Here’s Suri Cruise letting the paparazzi know exactly who runs shit at Casa Xenu.
http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-03-16/suri-cruise-is-pretty-...
She's all Molly Ringwald.
Celebrity Buzz Daughter of Tom and Katie, Suri Cruise is an adorably precocious child who will surely rise to conquer the human race.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/07/suri-cruise-step...
She's probably just emulating her father.
http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-03-07/katie-holmes-suri-crui...
The nipple/trenchcoat look is the new toddler hotness.
http://www.celebuzz.com/suri-cruise-gets-set-petting-g295...
When she saw the pygmy goat, she got confused and called it “Dad.”
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/09/07/suri-cruise-centr...
Tom Cruise carries his daughter, Suri, after she plays at a playground on Tuesday (September 7) in New York City's Central Park.
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/happy-birthday-suri-7588...
A comprehensive time line of Suri Cruise's life. She's 4.
Fun fact: “Suri” is Spanish for “Velázquez Barbie.” (Where are her castanets?)
Pictured: Suri Cruise leaving a boutique in Boston followed by her assistant, Katie.
Celebrity Buzz Here are some promo pictures for the new Suri Cruise documentary “Life Behind Glass.” Kidding. But seriously, aren't these pictures like a metaphor for her life? She just wants to be normal!!
Here we have Conan O'Brien shamelessly (and adorably) exploiting…
