For those of you perverts who always wondered what Mario looked like underneath the overalls.
My nerdy way to propose. On October 15th 2009, it was out 5 year anniversary so i decided to propose. Using a program called lunar magic I was able to spell “lisa… Will you marry me?”
This is going to be the nerdiest wedding since that couple got married dressed like Klingons.
Common phobias illustrated by Mario himself. Who has kind of a lot to be legitimately frightened of.
The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!). Squeegie eventually rescue the princess from King Pooper (!) by “throwing him in a bathtub and turning him to smoke,” which should give you a pretty good idea about how much you want to own this.
Oh sweet Princess Peach why would you let such a dark thing happen in the Mushroom Kingdom? Some poor bro carved a classic Nintendo controller into his forearm and then proceeded to peel the skin off from inside the shapes. Wowzers.
Culture Buzz It's hard when your sibling is always outshining you in the eyes of the public.
The video (and song) are taken from the perspective of the extremely relatable Toad, whose sole purpose in the game is to wait for Mario in order to guide him to the next castle. I wish I was still in college so I could write my thesis about existential social theory in Mario games.
It's Super Mario Bros. meets Duck Hunt! And it actually looks like it'd be fun to play. Somebody get on this, please.
Tech Buzz A Japanese guy created an insanely difficult Super Mario World. In case you weren’t balding enough, here’s an activity that will make you really want to tear your hair out.