The NFL Is Getting Very Frisky With Its Choice Of Super Bowl Locations
The 50th Big Game will be played in the Bay Area.
The 50th Big Game will be played in the Bay Area.
Beyoncé has banned all outside photographers from her current tour. Given her team’s previous attempts at controlling her image online, this doesn’t come as much of a surprise. Here’s the difference between the photos that Beyoncé wants you to see — and what she doesn’t.
Excuse me sir, did you just put that chile in a wonton wrapper, fry it, and dip it in Ranch? Oh, ok.
Remember when she “showed her vaginal area” and “simulated sex for 13 minutes”? These people do, and they are FURIOUS.
Weeks after saying a gay teammate wouldn’t be welcome in an NFL locker room, the San Francisco cornerback made another step toward amends.
Catch up on the month’s best songs, albums, and moments with new music by Drake, Thom Yorke, Phoenix, My Bloody Valentine, and more.
Charm City’s favorite daughter Sen. Barbara Mikulski gives the most adorable Superbowl speech ever. “You know, I’m short and chunky, but I was ready to do cartwheels around my condo that evening!”
Two Savannah State students accomplished the impossible: they sneaked in to the world’s biggest sporting event.
Fans would be super mega-psyched.
Don’t blame Beyonce. Blame Entergy New Orleans’ “electrical relay device.”
Blake Harper has ice-water in his veins.
An outpouring of support for children who have gone through tragedies might make a nation feel better, but what will they remember when they’re old enough to understand what actually happened?
Or at least Canadian newspaper The Winnipeg Sun doesn’t.
Not athletically freakish or extroverted enough to make himself a household name, the Ravens wide receiver — who once came back from a BROKEN FACE in three weeks — is simply the kind of guy who makes football worth watching. Now he’s a Super Bowl champion.
And it was glorious.
“Everyone finds it memorable,” explains Deutsch Chief Creative Officer Greg DiNoto, shrugging aside criticism.
This is how it happened.
Because it’s only 213 days until the NFL returns to all our lives.
A+ job, you guys.
The Ravens fan complied. This is how real Americans celebrate.
Most likely to succeed! Probably a witch! Saddest walrus! They’re all here.
I think it looks more like a strand of her hair than a nipple. In any case, here’s the evidence in every format so that you can decide for yourself.
Straight from the drawing board.
Even if your team just won the Super Bowl.
Handicrafts and sports are not mutually exclusive passions.
GENIUS.
There is some confusion as to whether or not Ravens fans are rioting in the streets of Baltimore right now. Either way, what is clear, is that the city is packed with people celebrating.
I’m just…so uncomfortable.
The Ravens came out of the gate strong, the 49ers came back, but then the Ravens sealed the deal. Here’s how it happened.