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Good Morning America caught Sarah Palin's former son-in-law-to-be Levi Johnston in his truck, where he mumbled sadly about his fallout with Bristol Palin. Note to ABC: you guys know that Obama won, right?
Paris, at her most flirtatious/drunk, spits some freestyle rhymes in signature baby voice for Snoop Dogg, who seals the deal with his own woozy, creepy lyrical prowess. In her defense, Paris Hilton almost rhymes, which means that, one day, maybe she'll learn how to write a limerick. Baby steps, you guys, baby steps.
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Sure, she built her musical career on the “angry chick” archetype, prone to the ills of a society drunk on its own imbalanced gender politics. BUT SHE LOST TWENTY POUNDS!!!!! Isn't it ironic? Well, yeah, I really do think [so].
Celebrity Buzz Someone went through the Weeds star’s trash and found medicine to treat underactive thyroid. Classy. Also, we’re electing a new leader of the free world in less than ten days. But in the meantime, does Stockard Channing use a dumpster?
Celebrity Buzz Britney’s former boyfriend, vagina-chinned paparazzo Adnan Ghalib claims to own a sex tape in which the former pop star wears only a pink wig and only a pink wig. This is huge news, as it means we may finally see Britney Spears engaging in a sexual act. (Also in news today: we’re doomed.)
TV Buzz The pseudo-famous skank was rejected by Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model who couldn’t accept Tila’s “key,” a.k.a. “the opportunity to prove that Tila is so totally bi [on camera].” Tila posted a poem (in real time!) on her MySpace blog, where she dejectedly wrote that “the world will still die.” First she helps establish gay marriage in California and now she references global warming? At this rate, “President Tequila” might be able to teach Dubya a thing or two.
Culture Buzz Gould, a former Gawker blogger, has written a front-page feature for The New York Times Magazine to enlighten the 40+ set in the ways of Blog Love. Emily Gould and Joshua David Stein used to blog for Gawker. They had a secret affair about which Gould blogged anonymously. When when they ended their fling, it was a big deal among media hounds, and they both went public — he in Page Six Magazine, and now she in the Times.The whole fiasco is very Sex And The City. But with Jews. And people who don’t speak in couplets.
Celebrity Buzz Mel Gibson took Britney Spears (and her dad?!) to his home in Costa Rica for a little R&R. The unlikely BFF’s used to be neighbors in Malibu, and have surely bonded over their shared passion for eighteenth-century Russian literature and fine wines. (…Whoops, we meant Us Weekly and booze. Our bad!)
Celebrity Buzz Rumors quickly swirled about Mariah Carey’s engagement to actor Nick Cannon, but apparently they’ve since been married at her home in the Bahamas. Twelve years Carey’s junior, Nick is excited to be gaining both a wife and — perhaps in enough time — a MILF.
Celebrity Buzz After four years and a corporate-sponsored wedding that more or less fueled the demise of her TV career, the former View co-host has ended her marriage with husband Al Reynolds (whose pencil-thin mustache did little to squelch gay rumors). Star expects privacy during this very trying time - unless, of course, Lending Tree is willing to publicly pay the legal fees.
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