It’s the tits!
It’s the tits!
If you require the services of a stripper or dominatrix over inauguration weekend, be prepared to pay extra.
A New York strip club was denied a “dramatic or musical arts performances” tax exemption in a ruling Tuesday. But the court was split 4-3, making for some awesome responses from the judges.
At a 1960s strip club. (via retrogasm.tumblr.com)
Never change, 4chan. Never change.
How accurate is Magic Mike? The only way to find out was to go deep into the lair of the baby oiled abs.
Most women stay far away from strip clubs. But one woman argues that they can be a lot of fun with the right friends.
The Ultimat (terrible name) campaign, which inartistically panders to the uppercrust, launched last Fall. But their latest ad actually name-checks the $11+ millionaires.
Someone turn this into a feel good family movie, STAT. When the local little league didn’t have money to finish the season, the local strippers took things into their own hands.
Those definitely aren’t his girlfriend. And are pretty rough looking. You’d think a fine, upstanding gentlemen like himself would have the pick of…nope, can’t even finish that.
Be sure to check your teeth and vagina.
From FHM Germany. Tilt your screen back to see the stripper instead of the charts and graphs. [Ed. note: This is a great way of drawing even more attention to yourself in your office for looking at semi-naked women.] Watch Video ›
A group of strippers and their (we assume) mustachioed bosses are under attack from the FAA for blinding pilots with a ginormous spotlight — and sexiness, of course.
In Orbit’s latest ad campaign, Jason Bateman acts as a stripper, who uses gum to “clean” the mouth of the strip club’s dirty patrons. Watch Video ›
He bought a lap dance and everything. Now will you please believe he is straight? Pleeease?
Why are strippers better in bed? Insert joke about knowing how to use a pole here.
Counter-Strike players refuse to take their eyes off the screen. Or is this really gamer geek fail?
Suddenly, the thought of teabagging strippers seems delicious. This is your solution for when the hot tub’s too far and the strip club’s too close. I’ll just hope they’re not made of fine-chopped stripper thongs. Or will I? View Image ›
Midtown NYC is reportedly full of these strip-cycles as a promotion for some stripper TV show. Didn’t know stripper TV shows even needed stunt promotions like this but OK! View Image ›
Stripping CAN be dangerous. People DO get hurt. Find out over @ Metro UK.
This is one of those clubs where the chicks watch. Literally. It’s official: Easter beats Christmas. View Image ›
Some school in the UK invited a pole dancer to do a demonstration for its students. Nearly 1000 students, ranging in ages 14-19, watched the demonstration. Thanks to cellphones (and 14-year-old boys) we can watch too. I wonder if she has one of these magnets. I’ve always wanted one. Watch Video ›
According to the mom in question, there’s another explanation for this racy drawing that her daughter handed in to the preschool teacher… View Image ›
A clever little bit of street art that involved sticking up thought bubbles around Brooklyn and photographing people as they passed by. Conveniently enough, love, cupcakes, and strippers just about covers everything that people in Brooklyn think about anyway. Or is that just me? View Image ›
You know what is really entertaining? Reading Yelp reviews of strip clubs! Scroll down to see reviews from people who think it is normal to post about their lap dance experience on the public web. You can also find more review gems at other strip clubs and post them below for all to enjoy. My friend Cameron Marlow is a super web genius who works at Facebook and we were recently discussing BuzzFeed’s badge feature. Dr. Marlow was skeptical that I could find buzz that is simultaneously WFT, LOL, and Trashy. Dr. Marlow, this post it dedicated to you!!! Read More ›
A Yahoo Question asks, “What’s the best Christmas song to strip to?” and we deliver. It’s “Santa Baby”, the sexiest Christmas song of all year! Runners-up were It Came upon a Midnight Clear and Nut Cracker, of course. Read More ›
The first trailer for Jessica Biel’s much-anticipated stripper film is now online. It’s unclear whether that is “Sad Stripper Movie” music or “Redemptive Stripper Movie” music, but a dying kid plotline means you’re going to feel guilty about enjoying Jessica strip, no matter what. Watch Video ›