Queen Elizabeth Was Guarded By A Giant
And someone thought it would be hilarious if he was partnered with London’s shortest bobby.
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Kristen Bell Shows Off Her Ginormous Baby Bump
She’s so proud of her fetus that she stopped on the street to take a photo of her very round stomach.
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Lana Del Rey In A Very Short Shirt
While you’re busy playing your video games, she’s apparently busy doing abdominal Pilates. Spotted at the Guns N’ Roses concert in Los Angeles.
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Blowfish, The FDA Approved Hangover Cure
Don’t worry, it’s not made of actual blowfish. A hard-drinking entrepreneur invented this effervescent mix of caffeine, aspirin and stomach soothers to help her with mornings after. It claims to work within 15 minutes. Now it’s going to be available over-the-counter for the rest of us lushes. This will be license for even dumber behavior on New Year’s Eve.
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What Bears Eat
A convenient chart that uses inoffensive candy analogues to break down the gruesome dietary habits of bears. Cannibalism has never been more deliciously diabetic. View Image ›
