How will we explain Tinder???
Cute faces drawn on fingers. ‘Nuff said.
Stock photos: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
He’ll probably love these, even if he already has used some of them.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Life within stock photos is curious and fancy. Oh, and also not real.
Stock photos tell the story of womankind’s great struggle.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 Objectified Women, 2 Men With Guns, and A Santa Passed Out By The Christmas Tree.
Spoiler alert: this is not real life.
Never change, stock photos. (There is a picture of a butt in this post because why wouldn’t there be.)
Because women always be shopping.
WHAT ARE THESE EVEN FOR?
Because real office life is never that chipper.
Stock photo people, your life is a mystery.
It’s Like They Know Us! is for all parents who don’t lounge around the house wearing all-white.
Stock photography, you are so Bad.
If you’re not wearing a white lab coat, you’re not doing it right.
Spoiler: He’s not at the airport.
Everything is gay.
All of these images were found using the search term “Irish”.
Knit one, purl…what?
Is a bookworm wrecking your love life?
The whole spectrum of dads is covered here, but only if dads made no sense.
Because we do so much more than just laughing with salad.
Life is short, pee while you eat.
God bless the internet.
We’re about to get weird.
Four for you, internet. You go, internet. NSFW-ish.