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Tech Buzz The Apple CEO is stepping down from his post until June, “to take [himself] out of the limelight and focus on [his] health.” Translation: Steve is really sick, and Apple's stock is going to crash. Sad news for Apple fans (and Steve).
Business Buzz Another round of Steve Jobs Deathwatch rumors are flying after his Macworld keynote cancellation. Apple shares fell 2 percent today on the report. Similar rumors circulated after Jobs' gaunt appearance during the 3G iPhone launch, so as always, take everything with a grain of salt. He beat pancreatic cancer 4 years ago but kept it a secret until it was clear he was recovering. Apple fans, investors, and industry watchers are hoping that won't be repeated. Get well soon, Steve!
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